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First, write down the names of 12 characters (it's best when they're all from the same fandom). Then read and answer the questions.
Picking the list from the last stories I've written:
1. Vortex
2. First Aid
3. Needlenose
4. Spinister
5. Blades
6. Slingshot
7. Mindwipe
8. Hot Spot
9. Blast Off
10. Onslaught
11. Springer
12. Kup
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Slingshot/Springer? Nope. Not a bad crack pairing. Slingshot would totally look up to Springer, once they both got over the Slings being and ass bit.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Rotors r hawt. Guns r hawt. Rotored gun-bunny sniper = superhot. His paintjob makes me laugh, though.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Ratchet and Wheeljack would have some 'splaining to do on why that's possible.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
All of naboru and ultharkitty's. Dysfunction AU is awesome.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
First Aid/Slingshot? Maybe. Slingshot's incredible abrasive, but Aid's patience and caring might eventual get through to him.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Blades/Blast Off or Blades Onslaught? Huh. Blades/Onslaught. Can see him going for it much easier. Unless Blast Off's using Blades as a replacement helicopter... hrm...
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Hypnosis, followed by him becoming the center of their having sex.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Needlenose/Onslaught. Never let Vortex fix your drink.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Vortex/Hot Spot? Nope. Weeell, maybe if you bring in SG!Vortex. Gee, Vortex, working your way around the team, aren't you?
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
I think the Mindwipe/Kup part is the "hurt" rather than the "comfort." With that in mind: Rewrite.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Sex pollen and time travel? :P I don't think Vortex spent enough time as a virgin to get himself deflowered by Spinister, even if Spinister was interested.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
They did earlier in the week. Mindwipe/Spots! :3
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I don't think Needlenose het exists. Poor thing just doesn't get enough attention.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Yup! Springer's such an attention whore. :P
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
First Aid/Spinister/Blades? I have no idea, but I'd certainly read it!
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Onslaught? Frag? Primus? Harder, Vortex?
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Emerson Drive, A Good Man
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Vortex/Slingshot/Kup -Torture, rape, psychological torture, gore, death, restraint, Vortex. It's always best to warn for Vortex, just in case you missed something.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
First Aid to Onslaught: Hi. I am incredibly drunk.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Um... The last one? I'm not good with this time thing. First one to come to mind is Ultharkitty's Vortex/Blades fics. XD
21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Slingshot loves being cuddled and petted. Snuggley jet is snuggley. Just don't mention it or he'll deck you.
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Springer shag Blast Off? Given half a chance. :D Blast Off shag Springer? Less likely, more likely with high-grade.
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Mindwipe tops Needlenose, because hypnosis is involved and Needlenose is weak-willed.
24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Vortex and Blast Off are happily shagging, until Blast Off runs off with... Spinister? Huh. Well, Spinister's less likely to touch when not welcome. Vortex promptly sleeps with Springer and has an unsatisfying time with Kup, then Blades tells him to go after Needlenose. The title: Needlenose gets Screwed Over. Three people who would at least read for the trainwreck: naboru, ultharkitty, and Casha.
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Hot Spot/Mindwipe. Sorry for Hot Spot, and evilly gleeful.
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Set two:
1. Red Alert
2. Sandstorm
3. Swindle
4. Roadbuster
5. Megatron
6. Hun-Grr
7. Blitzwing
8. Sixshot
9. Inferno
10. Trailbreaker
11. Thundercracker
12. Whirl
1) If #8 was involved with both #7 and #4 how would #7 and #4 react when they found out about one another?
Sixshot is sleeping with Roadbuster and Blitzwing. .... ooookay. Blitzwing would laugh and suggest a threesome. Roadbuster would be torn between molesting Blitzwing's main cannon and running away.
2) #2 and #5 are saying their vows when the doors are thrown open and #11 marches in demanding that the ceremony stop because #11 is in love with #5 and cannot let them marry #2. Does #5 go back to #11 or stay with #2?
Sandstorm is saying what kind of vows to Megatron now? I'll take Thundercracker marching in to stop it... because Megatron's being mind controled.
3) #7 has a phobia that involves #1. What is the phobia?
Automated defense systems. Especially ones the shoot glue pellets.
4) #9 and #12 are having a movie marathon night. What movie does #9 pick and what movie does #12 pick? Is #12 happy with #9 pick and vice versa?
Inferno picks Backdraft. Whirl picks something obscure but accurate to its subject. Both are bored by the other.
5) #10 is in an unhappy relationship with #4 and realizes that he/she should be with #2 instead.
Trailbreaker is unhappy with Roadbuster and goes for Sandstorm? What, not enough nookie? Poor RB.
6) #3 is pregnant with #9 baby. How does #5 react?
Swindle is pregnant with Inferno's baby. Megatron shoots them both and demands Scrapper explain to him what the frag is going on.
7) Does #3 handle commitments well?
Swindle? PFFFFFFF!
8) If #12 suffered from a mental disorder what would that disorder be?
Antisocial. Maybe Asberger's.
9) #1 sees #4 with #8 and knows that #8 is involved with #6. Does #1 tell #6 that #8 is cheating or does #6 deserve to find out on their own?
Red Alert sees Roadbuster with Sixshot, I think the LAST thing he's thinking about is telling Hun-Grr. Also, Hun-Grr/Sixshot? So appropriate, meme!
10) #11 is set up, by #10, on a blind date with #7. Does the date go smoothly, and has #11 decided that he/she wants to kill #10 before the date has ended?
Blitzwing wouldn't be setting the date up except by accident, but I'll take Trailbreaker/Thundercracker any day.
11) #2 and #3 have been dating for a year. Where does #2 choose to pop the question?
Sandstorm/Swindle? The only question getting popped is "Hey, wanna...?" and it's getting asked EVERYWHERE.
12) #9 wants to end their relationship with #5 . How does #9 choose to do so? Heartbroken #5 has a one night stand with #3.
Breaking free from the cerebro-shell, Inferno runs like hell from Megatron. Megatron orders Swindle to his berth. Swindle finds a new reason to hate the loyalty programming.
13) #11 and #12 married. How does #12 handle #11 death?
Whirl/Thundercracker. Whirl blows shit up.
14) If there was one thing #7could change about their life what would it be?
Depends on the point in his life. Before he was a triplechanger, Blitzwing wanted to fly. After that, more drinking. After exile, be a Decepticon again.
15) If #5 could say anything to #10 what would they say?
DIE, AUTOBOT SCUM!
16) A drunken #8 comes home and finds #1 in bed with #11. How does #8 react?
Sixshot takes one look at Red Alert and Thundercracker, and decides he is in fact drunk. And hallucinating.
17) Is a sweet love scene between #6 and #9 possible?
Sure! Hun-Grr loves the sweet taste of Inferno's fuel pump... oh wait, not what you meant.
18) #7 and #4 are bitter rivals. What made them rivals?
It's all about whose gun is bigger. Also, Wreckers vs. Decepticon frontliner.
19) Is a happily ever after possible for #1 and #12?
I doubt it. Neither's interested.
20) #4 undergoes a gender-swap. Who would he/she sleep with first? #6 or #5?
Roadbuster would sleep with the same people (s)he slept with before. Forced to choose between Megatron and Hun-Grr, (s)he'd pick Megatron. Have more bits left at the end of the night.
21) If #7 had to be stuck on a island with #2 or #3 which would #7 choose? Why?
Blitzwing would take Sandstorm over Swindle, because recreational sex is far superior to being sold your own weapons as the social activity of the day.
22) #1 and #2 are romantically involved when #1 original love, #11 returns from the dead. How does #1 handle the person's return?
Red Alert must have been drunk, because casual!sex with Sandstorm isn't his thing. If Thundercracker came back from the dead, Red is locking himself in a room and calling the Wreckers because there's a zombie invasion.
23) #9 is forced to choose who will live between #3 and #6. Which one does #9 choose to live?
Inferno would like them both to die, thanks. If he has to choose, he'd take Swindle over Hun-Grr - because Swindle would talk him into it.
24) #7 falls in love with #8. When #7 gets the opportunity to be with #8 he/she is happy... until he/she finds out that #8 is only using him/her to get close to #2.
Blitzwing promptly takes the opportunity to introduce Sixshot to Sandstorm and have LOTS of three-way sexing.