Leave it to Mike to cheer someone up
Superboy NW: The Free Overnight Shipping code for Ninja Gaiden on Gamestop wasn't working and time was running out. I contacted Gamestop, got a backup code for the same thing, and distributed on a few gaming messageboards. Then, like a masked mexican wrestler, I vanished into the night.
InversePulsar: ROFL
Superboy NW: No discount is too great for El Groucho Grande!
C e i l J e i: please, not right now.
Superboy NW: =( Something wrong?
C e i l J e i: i'm only on since i can't use the phone
Superboy NW: Oh, okay. I'll bug you later.
C e i l J e i: i'm so pissed off and worked up from my volunteer work (which my mother signed me up for without my consent)
Superboy NW: What kind of volunteer work?
C e i l J e i: ahh, i'm a bit better know -___- anyways...
C e i l J e i: it's work for the ice rink
C e i l J e i: nationals are being held in san diego this year, so my ex-home rink (ex since i quit skating two years ago) and some other rink are being used as practice rinks for the skaters
Superboy NW: Wow.
C e i l J e i: my job is to direct the skaters to their locker rooms and tell them how long they have till their ice time/how long they have till they need to be out of the locker rooms
Superboy NW: How many skaters are there?
C e i l J e i: i'm not sure...
C e i l J e i: but my work hours are from 2-9pm
Superboy NW: Have you got a small furry animal?
C e i l J e i: small furry animal? like, a kitten?
Superboy NW: No, something other than a dog or cat.
C e i l J e i: nah, just a leopard gecko
C e i l J e i: and mounds of plushies
Superboy NW: Keep it's cage at your post. Announce to the skaters that any one missing their time will result in "Bosko" being released into the locker room. And you haven't been getting him his "federally mandated shots".
C e i l J e i: o___O;;;
Superboy NW: Guarantee you won't be asked to volunteer again.
C e i l J e i: well, that'll be nice >.>
Superboy NW: Or you could play mind games.
Superboy NW: Ask in a loud voice for everyone's attention. Remind them that you're an ex-skater and still pretty bitter about being asked back. Mutter to yourself that it's like they're playing a cruel joke on you. Then find out who the top skaters are. Glare a bit. Say you'll remember their faces. Leave.
C e i l J e i: actually, that sounds like something i will do
Superboy NW: Really? o.o I was just trying to cheer you up.
C e i l J e i: nah, i'm still bitter about skating. i hate it so much.
Superboy NW: What was so bad about it?
C e i l J e i: i'm pissed that i have to work there, seeing as how i haven't stepped inside the rink since i wuit
C e i l J e i: quit
Superboy NW: (nod)
C e i l J e i: i just got burnt out on it, but my mom was (and still is) persistent on forcing me back into the sport
Superboy NW: Kimiko: Are you so bitter about your own broken dreams that you'll make your daughter miserable just to live vicariously through me?
Superboy NW: Well, do what we all in situations like this. Daydream until your time is over.
Superboy NW: =( Okay, I'm not doing well. I just don't know what to say.
C e i l J e i: Y'know...that sounds exactly like what I say to my older brother about my mom
C e i l J e i: sorry, i ran upstairs to get my stuff for tomorrow
C e i l J e i: well, you are cheering my up ^___^
C e i l J e i: me o___I
C e i l J e i: o___O
C e i l J e i: and look! typos!! such a lovely bunch of typos...
Superboy NW: Kimiko: It won't be many years before I have legal power to put you in a home. Just how much of a grudge do you think I'll be holding by then?
Superboy NW: That's what I was going to add. @_@
Superboy NW: I blow the same steam when I'm mad at my father about something.
C e i l J e i: -laughs-
C e i l J e i: i was talking to my dad last night (after my mom called, so the chat was about her)
Daddy: I'm sorry, but I can't do anything about your mother. You'll just have to wait another year and half.
Kimiko: Yeah, she'll be moving away when I turn 18. And besides, it's your fault that you married her.
Daddy: I'm sorry.
C e i l J e i: and that's pretty much how that talk went XD
Superboy NW: At least he apologized.
C e i l J e i: yeah
Superboy NW: Kimiko: (on the intercom) MY BURNING HATRED WILL MELT THAT ICE AND DROWN YOU ALL!!! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES, PATHETIC MORTALS!!!
Superboy NW: DJ: Yo, man, I gotta play "baby elephant walk" fo' the boss gets mad.
Kimiko: Yeah, just a moment. RUN!!! RUN!!!
C e i l J e i: -snickers- I believe I would do that if France were there (France is one of my friends who works at the rink)
Superboy NW: ^_^
C e i l J e i: I don't think that it helps that my last dream i had was when i was still skating and i just get so fed up that i scream and storm off the ice
Superboy NW: Kimiko: Two words. Ice. Sharks.
C e i l J e i: >=D
C e i l J e i: I'll run the skaters down with the zamboni
Superboy NW: My grandfather once side tracked us on a 700-mile trip just so he could stop in edmonton in the dead of night and see a Zamboni shop.
C e i l J e i: XD
Superboy NW: Did I ever tell you that place is home to nuclear mosquitos.
Superboy NW: It was the dead of night and those things were the size of fists.
C e i l J e i: o____O dang
Superboy NW: Oddly enough, we never got bit. Concidentally, we didn't see a single living soul on the streets.
C e i l J e i: how big would their bites be?
Superboy NW: Big.
Superboy NW: I was a kid at the time, so the size of a kid's fist.
C e i l J e i: -nods-
Superboy NW: We saw the Zamboni shop.
Superboy NW: The outside at least.
Superboy NW: He was all excited. I could not get my eyes off the bugs.
C e i l J e i: that must have been facinating to finally see the shop ¬¬
C e i l J e i: but i guess the bugs must have made the trip worth it in some way XD
Superboy NW: Not really. I was pretty nervous.
C e i l J e i: ^^ heh
Superboy NW: Ack! My mind just shifted gears.
Superboy NW: I'm remember the phone rings and the times I used to answer "Florian Crematorium - you kill 'em, we grill 'em"
Superboy NW: We used to get a lot of solicitors. ^^;;;;