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dig the sitch:
i told my brother what i wanted for christmas was a funny painting/drawing that i could hang on my wall at school next semester. also my phone is semi broken meaning i spilled coffee on it at work and the microphone doesn't work. for some reason or another i was convinced my parents bought me a motorola razr for christmas/my birthday which are both less than a week away. that's not the case. also i'm cheap as fuck apparently. so mis padres told me that they'd pay for half of a bluetooth phone, which i want for my car's sake, and pretty much all of those are $260. so i was telling my 13 year old brother this right now as we were having family band practice after i got back from the bar and told him that i was going to return xmas gifts to pay for it probably because thats what mom said to do and then he pulled out his wallet and tried to put $130 of his one hundred million that he has from selling drugs into my wallet.
c: fuck no dude what are you doing
a: no i have a lot of money and i haven't actually gotten around to making you anything for xmas
c:GET FINGER PAINTIN' BITCH
and then we laughed for hours. the end.
i told my brother what i wanted for christmas was a funny painting/drawing that i could hang on my wall at school next semester. also my phone is semi broken meaning i spilled coffee on it at work and the microphone doesn't work. for some reason or another i was convinced my parents bought me a motorola razr for christmas/my birthday which are both less than a week away. that's not the case. also i'm cheap as fuck apparently. so mis padres told me that they'd pay for half of a bluetooth phone, which i want for my car's sake, and pretty much all of those are $260. so i was telling my 13 year old brother this right now as we were having family band practice after i got back from the bar and told him that i was going to return xmas gifts to pay for it probably because thats what mom said to do and then he pulled out his wallet and tried to put $130 of his one hundred million that he has from selling drugs into my wallet.
c: fuck no dude what are you doing
a: no i have a lot of money and i haven't actually gotten around to making you anything for xmas
c:GET FINGER PAINTIN' BITCH
and then we laughed for hours. the end.