Like whoa!
Dude! You'll never believe what I just saw! While driving about in my North Face jacket (I'm now a California pansy girly person) in a bout of sleeplessness and a fundamental need for a blueberry-oat muffin, I had the amazing experience watching a person, a heavyset man, specifically, get out of his idling car and open the door of the newspaper box and put about thirty newspapers in.
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For those of you who, like I foolishly did, that some sort of magical ether transport mechanism delivered the papers - even maybe one of those little vacuum tube thingies - it's true. Actual people get up before there's even a glimmer of light and actually put the papers in the newspaper boxes. You heard it here first.
Insomnia totally has its benefits.
!!!!
For those of you who, like I foolishly did, that some sort of magical ether transport mechanism delivered the papers - even maybe one of those little vacuum tube thingies - it's true. Actual people get up before there's even a glimmer of light and actually put the papers in the newspaper boxes. You heard it here first.
Insomnia totally has its benefits.