Attack of the 5'2" WASP woman!

[ceebeegee]

Rarely in my life have I felt quite as WASPy as this, standing here in my full-length black velvet strapless gown with my grandmother's fur stole, my blonde hair pulled severely back from my face a la Gwyneth Paltrow at the 1999 Oscars, a triple strand choker of pearls around my neck.

The Sex and the City people should approve tomorrow.