look what i found
ok so have you ever just searched for a random LJ before and read about someone's life? i do it all the time and i think that i have found the most entertaining entry that i have ever read. now this is from a girl that is gonna be a seinor in high school next year and she lives in houston texas. she seems really crazy and her adventure home is quite a trip. read the whole thing cause its entertaining like a mo fo
MUH FUCKIN CRACKIE! [Saturday,
April 2nd, 2005
@ 7:26pm]
[ mood | happy ]
[ music | Brooke Valentine- Girlfight ]
Ok, this is my third attempt at this same fucking entry.This computer virus shit is driving me insane.
Yesterday was a beautiful day. I woke up in a great mood and had a pretty good school day. I looked hot and felt positve and the weather was nice. After school, I was gonna take the metro home, but I decided to try to go by Caleb's house first, to see if we could hang out. Well, he wasn't there, so I just walked through all the alleyways to get my next bus stops. I was checkin out all the badass graffiti & shit Caleb & his friends & strangers do. When I was like 2 meters from my bus stop (i wasn't in an alley anymore) so dude was trying to hollar at me, asking me for a couple mins of my time, ect. But right when this dude was trying to talk to me, some other guy pulls up in a car, trying to hollar at me, too. It was kinda awkward, since this one dude was already trying to talk to me, but I saw a female in the car, so I asked the guy to gimme a ride & he said yes. I hopped in the car and we started talking, I told them where I stay, & how old I am, blahblahblah. The female was this quirky white lady with red hair and was sitting in the passenger seat, kinda trippin, for some reason I thought she musta been on crack. The driver (the one trying to talk to me) & the guy in the back were both black guys in their mid-twenties. After I sat down in the car, I wasn't so sure about the vibe, but I decided to just go with the flow.
I'll admit, this in not the first ride I have gotten from a stranger. Back in like the eighth grade me and Natalie used to always get rides from starangers and I'ver been doing it since then. I know that it isn't a wise decision or whatever, but I've gotten in a pretty good amount of strangers cars, and not one of them has tried to harm me. They're always telling me to make sure not to get in the car w/ just anybody, ect. Unless you want to drive me were I wanna go, don't tell me how unsafe getting rides from strangers is. I know.
ANYWAYS. The girl said that she had to go to the bathroom, so the driver took her into some place. I was sitting in the back alone with the other dude (I don't remember his name, but he had "Elsie" tatooed on his neck--his mom's name). His eyes had all these fuckin blood clots and shit in them, and he was saying to excuse his eyes, & that the cops ran up on him so he had to swallow all his dope. Before, when he was talking to some random person (it wasn't a random person to him, we were in 3rd ward, which was their neighborhood), he showed them this cellophane bag, & I thought there was bars or something in it. So he was telling me that he had to swallow all his dope & that after the cops left he had to throw it all back up, to make his money & shit, you know? He said he was straining l;ike a motherfucker, so thats why his eyes were like that. I asked to see the dope, & kinda moved his hand to see, and in the cellophane was a bunch of little off-white rocks. In my head I was like "WOAH.Is that CRACK?!" But I'm not that much of a youngstar, I know not to act all crazy like that...I just acted like it was regular or some shit.
When the driver (his name was Kacy) came back with the girl, they sat down in the car and the chick turns and shows whateverhisnamewas a "stem" (aka CRACKPIPE!) with a fucking white rock and some powder in it and is talking about how good it is or some shit. Then she realizes I'm still there and is like "Oh, I'm sorry". And dude in the back is like, "oh naw, it's cool, she already knows. She's cool." & Kacy is all like "You ever seen that shit before?" And I told him that I did, even though I hadn't. I just didn't want him to think he spoiled my virgin eyes or anything, you know? Because I've seen a hell of a lot of other shit. & Then he's like "Oh, they do that shit in the Southwest?" I was like, "No." & he's like,"oh yes they do" & I'm just like, "Not the muhfuckers I know in the southwest."
Anywayyyyy. So I had told homiewiththeElsietattoo that I smoke weed everyday, & they were going to go get some weed. While we were driving, we pull over for a second and the crazyredhead STARTS HITTING THE MOTHERFUCKING CRACKPIPE. I swear to god, it was the craziest shit. All the windows were up & I didn't know what to do (I wanted to roll the window down, but thats not something you just start doing when people are doing drugs), so I just straight up held my breath untill homiewiththeElsietattoo rolls down his, & then I roll down mine. Then we went to go get the bud.
They roll a blunt, and we start smoking it, & then crazyredhead hits her crackpipe again, & is all talking about how its the best hit she's ever had, blahblahblah. Then they changed the music from 104.9 to some Marroon 5 or something, and Kacy & crazyredhead were dancing to it in the front. OK GUYS, LET ME JUST TELL YOU: THE FUNNIEST SHIT YOU MAY EVER SEE IS SOME CRACKHEADED REDHEAD WHITE BITCH DANCING TO MARROON 5 WITH SOME BLACK DUDE, AFTER HITTING HER CRACKPIPE. It was hilarious, she danced like people on saturday night live would to make fun of someone. SO FUNNY.
We were driving around 3rd ward & I saw JONO! I was so happy, Jono is so gangstuh. I was like, "HOLDUP! Thats my homeboy!!" And I said wassup to jono. He was all asking me how I know Kacy & shit, talkin about "oohh girl you hanging in the Tre' (or however you spell that. 3rd ward for the ghetto impaired) nowww!! oohh!" :D. He's so cool. [by the way, to all you people going to AAE, you should give him my number/get his for me.]
Anyways, he eventually took me home, & I had my munchies & passed out. Eventually (around 11 pm)Caleb called, & my mom had actually left her room door open, so I was able to get the keys and pick him up. He was supposed to wake up early to "work", & then right when we got to my house he's like, "Oh, it's late, you should just drop me off now" I was like wtf! but I did it and then after I got home, I tried to write an entry about yesterday, but it didn't work. So I was trying to go to sleep & then I hear a knock on my door. I'm like whaaat?!" and Caleb was like "lemme in!" :D. So then he stayed the night & that was niccce. In the middle of the night Darrell called all rollin and shit, lol. <3.
Today I went shopping with my mom & I got a shitload of stuff :D
ASide from that, this week I just went to school all day and worked all night.
My springbreak ended pretty well. There was a lot of drama with the boyfriend front, but I got to go to the beach, go to astroworld, go to the hookah bar, make some stuff, and roll. Which are all my favorite things. So,yey!
Anyways, I gotta get the fuck off of here because pretty soon someone is picking me up & we're gonna go to the hookah bar & drink. & I'm still in my underwear & i certainly cant show up like this!
:D
ok now this is chris again
sooooooooooo i also just realized that today is my half birthday!!! woot gimme some love
hope ya liked my livejournal find
MUH FUCKIN CRACKIE! [Saturday,
April 2nd, 2005
@ 7:26pm]
[ mood | happy ]
[ music | Brooke Valentine- Girlfight ]
Ok, this is my third attempt at this same fucking entry.This computer virus shit is driving me insane.
Yesterday was a beautiful day. I woke up in a great mood and had a pretty good school day. I looked hot and felt positve and the weather was nice. After school, I was gonna take the metro home, but I decided to try to go by Caleb's house first, to see if we could hang out. Well, he wasn't there, so I just walked through all the alleyways to get my next bus stops. I was checkin out all the badass graffiti & shit Caleb & his friends & strangers do. When I was like 2 meters from my bus stop (i wasn't in an alley anymore) so dude was trying to hollar at me, asking me for a couple mins of my time, ect. But right when this dude was trying to talk to me, some other guy pulls up in a car, trying to hollar at me, too. It was kinda awkward, since this one dude was already trying to talk to me, but I saw a female in the car, so I asked the guy to gimme a ride & he said yes. I hopped in the car and we started talking, I told them where I stay, & how old I am, blahblahblah. The female was this quirky white lady with red hair and was sitting in the passenger seat, kinda trippin, for some reason I thought she musta been on crack. The driver (the one trying to talk to me) & the guy in the back were both black guys in their mid-twenties. After I sat down in the car, I wasn't so sure about the vibe, but I decided to just go with the flow.
I'll admit, this in not the first ride I have gotten from a stranger. Back in like the eighth grade me and Natalie used to always get rides from starangers and I'ver been doing it since then. I know that it isn't a wise decision or whatever, but I've gotten in a pretty good amount of strangers cars, and not one of them has tried to harm me. They're always telling me to make sure not to get in the car w/ just anybody, ect. Unless you want to drive me were I wanna go, don't tell me how unsafe getting rides from strangers is. I know.
ANYWAYS. The girl said that she had to go to the bathroom, so the driver took her into some place. I was sitting in the back alone with the other dude (I don't remember his name, but he had "Elsie" tatooed on his neck--his mom's name). His eyes had all these fuckin blood clots and shit in them, and he was saying to excuse his eyes, & that the cops ran up on him so he had to swallow all his dope. Before, when he was talking to some random person (it wasn't a random person to him, we were in 3rd ward, which was their neighborhood), he showed them this cellophane bag, & I thought there was bars or something in it. So he was telling me that he had to swallow all his dope & that after the cops left he had to throw it all back up, to make his money & shit, you know? He said he was straining l;ike a motherfucker, so thats why his eyes were like that. I asked to see the dope, & kinda moved his hand to see, and in the cellophane was a bunch of little off-white rocks. In my head I was like "WOAH.Is that CRACK?!" But I'm not that much of a youngstar, I know not to act all crazy like that...I just acted like it was regular or some shit.
When the driver (his name was Kacy) came back with the girl, they sat down in the car and the chick turns and shows whateverhisnamewas a "stem" (aka CRACKPIPE!) with a fucking white rock and some powder in it and is talking about how good it is or some shit. Then she realizes I'm still there and is like "Oh, I'm sorry". And dude in the back is like, "oh naw, it's cool, she already knows. She's cool." & Kacy is all like "You ever seen that shit before?" And I told him that I did, even though I hadn't. I just didn't want him to think he spoiled my virgin eyes or anything, you know? Because I've seen a hell of a lot of other shit. & Then he's like "Oh, they do that shit in the Southwest?" I was like, "No." & he's like,"oh yes they do" & I'm just like, "Not the muhfuckers I know in the southwest."
Anywayyyyy. So I had told homiewiththeElsietattoo that I smoke weed everyday, & they were going to go get some weed. While we were driving, we pull over for a second and the crazyredhead STARTS HITTING THE MOTHERFUCKING CRACKPIPE. I swear to god, it was the craziest shit. All the windows were up & I didn't know what to do (I wanted to roll the window down, but thats not something you just start doing when people are doing drugs), so I just straight up held my breath untill homiewiththeElsietattoo rolls down his, & then I roll down mine. Then we went to go get the bud.
They roll a blunt, and we start smoking it, & then crazyredhead hits her crackpipe again, & is all talking about how its the best hit she's ever had, blahblahblah. Then they changed the music from 104.9 to some Marroon 5 or something, and Kacy & crazyredhead were dancing to it in the front. OK GUYS, LET ME JUST TELL YOU: THE FUNNIEST SHIT YOU MAY EVER SEE IS SOME CRACKHEADED REDHEAD WHITE BITCH DANCING TO MARROON 5 WITH SOME BLACK DUDE, AFTER HITTING HER CRACKPIPE. It was hilarious, she danced like people on saturday night live would to make fun of someone. SO FUNNY.
We were driving around 3rd ward & I saw JONO! I was so happy, Jono is so gangstuh. I was like, "HOLDUP! Thats my homeboy!!" And I said wassup to jono. He was all asking me how I know Kacy & shit, talkin about "oohh girl you hanging in the Tre' (or however you spell that. 3rd ward for the ghetto impaired) nowww!! oohh!" :D. He's so cool. [by the way, to all you people going to AAE, you should give him my number/get his for me.]
Anyways, he eventually took me home, & I had my munchies & passed out. Eventually (around 11 pm)Caleb called, & my mom had actually left her room door open, so I was able to get the keys and pick him up. He was supposed to wake up early to "work", & then right when we got to my house he's like, "Oh, it's late, you should just drop me off now" I was like wtf! but I did it and then after I got home, I tried to write an entry about yesterday, but it didn't work. So I was trying to go to sleep & then I hear a knock on my door. I'm like whaaat?!" and Caleb was like "lemme in!" :D. So then he stayed the night & that was niccce. In the middle of the night Darrell called all rollin and shit, lol. <3.
Today I went shopping with my mom & I got a shitload of stuff :D
ASide from that, this week I just went to school all day and worked all night.
My springbreak ended pretty well. There was a lot of drama with the boyfriend front, but I got to go to the beach, go to astroworld, go to the hookah bar, make some stuff, and roll. Which are all my favorite things. So,yey!
Anyways, I gotta get the fuck off of here because pretty soon someone is picking me up & we're gonna go to the hookah bar & drink. & I'm still in my underwear & i certainly cant show up like this!
:D
ok now this is chris again
sooooooooooo i also just realized that today is my half birthday!!! woot gimme some love
hope ya liked my livejournal find