i bought you christmas gifts that cost more than that
Dear Judge Herman,
I would like to take this opportunity to congratulate you on your flawless decision-making abilities. I think that on the 6th of August, you showed great compassion to someone who, despite popular belief, deserved what could be his 7th chance! You didn't let things like "physical and verbal abuse," "strangulation," or "assault" in general cloud your judgement, allowing you to remain objective!
You're quite unconventional; 'Marching to the beat of your own drum.' Not many people would have agreed with your decision but you don't care about pleasing the masses. You showed us all that you don't let minor details prevent you from seeing the bigger picture.
I hope that when YOUR daughter gets beaten by HER abusive boyfriend you can show the same integrity and perceptiveness and give that scumbag the lightest penalty you can think of!
With Love,
Cailin Przybylski, Defeated.
xoxo
Dear Mom,
WTF - WHY ARE YOU HELPING HIM MAKE MONEY?! WHY IS YOUR SOCIAL BUTTERFLY STATUS HIGHER UP THAN YOUR DAUGHTER?! WHY DON'T YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKED UP IT IS TO GIVE HIM LEADS FOR 'ODD JOBS' SIMPLY BECAUSE HE ASKED?! AND PLEASE FUCKING TELL ME HOW IT IS POSSIBLE THAT YOU CAN "FEEL SORRY" FOR HIM?!
Dinner's still on for Sunday, I hope!
Sincerely Yours,
Cailin Przybylski, Betrayed.
wtf. jr.
I would like to take this opportunity to congratulate you on your flawless decision-making abilities. I think that on the 6th of August, you showed great compassion to someone who, despite popular belief, deserved what could be his 7th chance! You didn't let things like "physical and verbal abuse," "strangulation," or "assault" in general cloud your judgement, allowing you to remain objective!
You're quite unconventional; 'Marching to the beat of your own drum.' Not many people would have agreed with your decision but you don't care about pleasing the masses. You showed us all that you don't let minor details prevent you from seeing the bigger picture.
I hope that when YOUR daughter gets beaten by HER abusive boyfriend you can show the same integrity and perceptiveness and give that scumbag the lightest penalty you can think of!
With Love,
Cailin Przybylski, Defeated.
xoxo
Dear Mom,
WTF - WHY ARE YOU HELPING HIM MAKE MONEY?! WHY IS YOUR SOCIAL BUTTERFLY STATUS HIGHER UP THAN YOUR DAUGHTER?! WHY DON'T YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKED UP IT IS TO GIVE HIM LEADS FOR 'ODD JOBS' SIMPLY BECAUSE HE ASKED?! AND PLEASE FUCKING TELL ME HOW IT IS POSSIBLE THAT YOU CAN "FEEL SORRY" FOR HIM?!
Dinner's still on for Sunday, I hope!
Sincerely Yours,
Cailin Przybylski, Betrayed.
wtf. jr.