Try and burn her now!!
Batman discovers Angelina Jolie, the arch nemesis of Robin, trapped in a discarded magazine. He devises a plan to save her without the knowledge of Robin who would surely foil his plan. Angelina must be carefully.. carefully.. torn from the page. Oh no, Robin has discovered them. He takes the magazine and throws it to the floor, threatening to leave. Batman slowly retrieves the magazine and begins again. Angelina is screaming for help. Robin launches a second attack, this time viciously ripping Angelina from her state of incarceration and disappearing into the night. Batman stealthily follows and discovers Robin burning Angelina to death, her screams muffled by the sound of Robin's sadistic laughter. Batman is sad, but only for a moment, then he searches through the ashes for any sign of Angelina. Just her lips, or her breasts...
And now for the truth: Batman had discovered Angelina trapped hours earlier and waited, knowing it would provoke a reaction from Robin. He had no desire to free her. He just wanted to cause trouble and create a scene. The plan was a success, so successful in fact that Batman will surely try again. Batman loves Robin. :D