Batman loves Robin! Fucking fag!
Batman and Robin lie slightly exhausted in the Bat cave after defeating the Joker (I wonder what that’s a metaphor for?) anyway, Robin desires a cigarette which is unfortunately in the Robin-mobile. So, Batman and Robin search, unmasked, the Bat cave for Robins keys, also unfortunately in the Robin-mobile which is locked. Robin borrows Batman’s rare edition coat hanger and creates a device so diabolical it might just work. It is approximately 11pm and Robin, wearing Batman’s pyjamas, attempts to break in to the Robin-mobile to no avail. Robin decides they have 3 options:
- Wait until the morning and forget about the cigarette.
- Call the NRMA at 11:30pm
- Drive to Robin’s alias home, break in while Robin’s mum sleeps, get the spare key and some ice cream.
Batman, loving the idea of doing ridiculous things for ridiculous reasons, chooses the 3rd option. They set off in the Bat-mobile, driving on the wrong side of the road up Rotary Drive because there was no one else on the road and Batman is Batman. At Robin’s alias abode they discover a door, unlocked, the only problem is that it is 6ft from the ground. Robin scales the wall while Batman amuses the motion sensor lights. Robin returns with the spare key and a container of ice cream. They leave the scene of the crime in a hurry. What an adventure!
The same night Batman openly proclaimed love for Robin, who looked shocked, proclaimed love also, then proceeded to say that Batman had gone soft and was lame.