Life Lessons
If you are going to take anything away from soap operas, let it be this: communication is key to avoiding those awkward situations involving your ex, baby's father, half-brother, step-sister, long lost lover, mother's second cousin who actually is your mother, grandfather who is your grandmother, evil clone, evil twin, and any crazy person who tries to split you from your current lover using an elaborate ruse involving chipmunks and marachino cherries.