Why Am I typing this? Oh yeah.
I hate that stupid green paper bullshit called the "American Dollar". What is this garbage. I like to watch "Rocky and Bullwinkle". We all know Boris would kick there ass. Stupid American squierells, I will play basketball with there face.
I played "Dungons and Dragons" the other night in a Car. It is now the D&D Mobile. I will get some ladies with it by showing them my Borsh is the best and American "HOT DOGS" are stupid. Russ Flynn is Still banned from C&V(Communism & Vodka) because he is a bitch. I will unban him when he's done being American. That is not likly. Gwa Ha Ha Ha! I always wanted to say that!
- Alex Platanoshki, The Russian Astronot of doom
P.S. Devil May Cry is more fun when you have the promo and music from it. Hope you have fun crying in your journal over it, you American-dollar-green-dick-toting-douchebags.
I played "Dungons and Dragons" the other night in a Car. It is now the D&D Mobile. I will get some ladies with it by showing them my Borsh is the best and American "HOT DOGS" are stupid. Russ Flynn is Still banned from C&V(Communism & Vodka) because he is a bitch. I will unban him when he's done being American. That is not likly. Gwa Ha Ha Ha! I always wanted to say that!
- Alex Platanoshki, The Russian Astronot of doom
P.S. Devil May Cry is more fun when you have the promo and music from it. Hope you have fun crying in your journal over it, you American-dollar-green-dick-toting-douchebags.