Memesheepage Redux
I've never done one of these that I can recall, so why not.
Ultimate Survey (377 questions long)
time started: 12:24 AM CST
full name: Russell Myles Irving, III
nickname(s): Aideen/Tracy/hey you
birthday: 09/07/1975
where were you born: Beaumont, Texas
zodiac sign: Virgo
height: 5'91/2"
weight: 279lbs.
hair color: dark brown
eye color: Hazel
shoe size: 10 1/2 wide
ring size: 10.5 left, 11 right.
skin type (freckles, tan, albino, ect): Fair skinned and somewhat tanned.
blood type: A-
grade: graduated Highschool, tried college.
GPA: n/A
siblings: Billy, Roger, Heather, Rebecca, and Ross.
tattoos: One, and it says, of all things, Nicole. :D
piercings: Nevar.
hobbies: Paintball, WoW, enjoying nature, cycling, talking to my girl.
favorite
color: Deep blue.
food: Varied.
candy: Reeses Peanutbutter Cups (easter edition)
type of cheese: sharp cheddar
pizza topping: Italian Sausage
salad dressing: Italian vinegrette
sandwich: Bologna & american cheese.
cereal: Not that i've eaten it in years, but Coco Pebbles
fruit: Bananas, but they give me heartburn. (Sigh)
vegetable: Tomato
berry: Cherry
cake: Pineapple upside downcake.
book: By which one i've read the most? Ender's Game 15 times at least.
movie: What Dreams may come. Very touching.
magazine: bleh, Drudge Report/Fark
newspaper: They all lie.
tv show: Heroes
website: Livejournal
radio station: Ipod killed the radio star.
font: based on use, Medieval fonts.
cartoon character: The 1980's G.I.Joe's.
artist (painter): Davinci
actor: Harrison Ford
actress: Amy Weiss
cd: Throwing Copper - Live
song: I alone - Live
music group: Hmm. could it be Live?
music type: Alternative mostly.
day of the week: Friday
month: September - its like Christmas early in my family.
season: Winter
holiday: Fourth of July when I was a kid.
shampoo: Head and Shoulders
conditioner: Depends
number: 7
phrase: Heroes return, I will come back for you. - Me
store: Best Buy
weather: 68 degrees with a gentle breeze and a setting sun.
restaurant: Marcos (sniffle)
channel: Uh.. SciFi
teacher: Rick
weekend activity: Sleeping in saturday, playing wow, Talking to Nicole.
hangout: Uh. I'm an adult.
house color: Indestructable, that's all that matters.
sport to watch: Bleh, color me nauseated.
sport to play: Paintball
animal: Wolf/Hawk
flower: The Holly Tree (family symbol)
guy's name: Sebastian
girl's name: Luzena (mom's name)
board game: Risk, proof Fortuna loves me.
party game: Hm. Most of the ones I played involved dangerous illegal pranks.
story from childhood: The christmas I got a brother and sister.
body part: Hers. :D
have you ever
been on a train: Daily
been on a plane: Lots.
been in a car accident: Yalp.
caused a car accident: No.
run into a wall: I walked into a glass door once looking at the roof.
burned a potato chip: nope.
almost burned the house down: Never.
smoked: No, my entire family does, though my mom is quitting.
been drunk: Once, it cost Mike/Legend more than 80 bucks. heh. Sucker.
been high: Only on Love. (unless you count the special brownies I ate all at once as a child.)
broken the law: I have hoisted the pirate flag.
burned a cd (if yes, the one above is yes): Arr.
kissed someone of the opposite sex: Yes, but the one I want to kiss is still pending.
kissed someone of the same sex: My grandfather on the cheek?
frenched an animal: Er....No?
made out: Yes
gotten engaged: Once, and in a few years, twice. :)
had an online relationship: In one now, though it's more than that.
been rejected by a crush: Rejection was a hallmark of my life.
loved: All the time.
made yourself cry to get out of trouble: That doesn't really work for people with a penis...
cried in public: Yes, mostly at funerals.
cried over a movie: Acts of selflessness choke me up.
fallen asleep in a movie theater: Not that I recall.. yawn.
given someone a bath: Yes, someone I was dating, when they were sick.
been to a boarding school: Nope.
been home-schooled: Nope.
lost a valuable item: Many of them.
bungee jumped: Not yet.
skied: only on wet pavement, and a boogie board.
met the president: No, but my deceased grandfather had met a few.
met a celebrity: I was > < close to Bono of U2.
gotten a cavity: Yes. blah.
shopped at abercrombie & fitch: Who/wha?
made a prank call: Yes, I was a juvenile delenquent, before they invented callerid.
skipped school: Sorta.
faked sick to get out of school: only headaches occasionally, and i'd sleep in all day.
purchased something that you knew didn't fit: Er, not really.
climbed a tree: I used to live in the trees.
fallen from a tree: no, the correct word is jumped.
broken a bone: Not yet, though I had a hairline crack in one of my fingers.
sprained anything: Yes, my fucking ankle, that sucked.
passed out: Never.
made yourself pass out: Nope.
been to disney world: One Summer.
been to a theme park (not disney): Hello, Houston, Astroworld (RIP)
said i love you and meant it (not to a relative): I say it everyday now, many times.
made a model volcano (working model): ERg, no, but i know the method and mechanism.
made a clover leaf with your tounge: Wtf? I can make a U.
past
what did you do yesterday: Solved the economic problems of the world. No really I just did my job.
memory you miss the most: A time when people could ask intelligent questions.
memory you want to forget: Ever giving my heart away before now.
something you regretted after it was done: I loved while I was there, but that's part of the idea.
the last
song you heard: Something random on the radio
cd you bought: Er..too long.
thing you said: Goodnight Love.
time you cried: Explaining something important.
movie seen in a theater: 300
thing you ate: Pringle
person who called: Nicole
nail polish shade worn: I'm not teh Gay, or Teh Metro.
time you showered: This morning.
person who complimented you: A client.
what are you listening to: the fans in my pc.
what are you wearing: My work shirt (polo) and a pair of shorts and socks.
what are you thinking: That I really need a desk and not a patio table.
what are you scared of most: losing her.
how many people are on your buddy list: about 30.
occupation: DMS Administrator for McDermott, Will & Emery LLP. (Very large lawfirm.)
marriage site: Wherever she chooses.
honeymoon: Some place with a nice bed, room service, and lots of towels. >.>
place to live: Montana
kids: As many as I'm blessed with, and I'll love them all.
car: Ford Fuckus 2001 Black
what are you doing tomorrow: Working.
will there be a wwIII: I think there will be Apathy I.
will politics ever be truthful: Only if lying involved a death penalty.
will humanity snuff itself out: only if we stay on this little motley ball of clay.
can the gov. be changed: The tree of liberty is manured with the blood of patriots. Get to steppin.
best friend: Male: Christopher Michael, Female: Nicole
funniest: what? me? That guy? surely not me.
silliest: Mike @ work.
loudest: Zach Bickers, that noisy bastard.
quietest: Ravi
craziest: In WoW, Okita.
calmest: Rick
skinniest: Ravi
best secret keeper: CM
worst secret keeper: My mother.
the one you have but don't want: Not really any atm.
smartest: In a measureable quantative sense, probably a tossup between Nicole and Rick.
preppiest: I don't have any preppy friends.
peppiest: Steve/Notel
most hyper: Hyper kinda dies out in the 20's.
hottest: Probably one of the friends I have in the middle east atm. HAH.
weirdest: John Edwards @ my old job.
biggest pervert: Mike @ work.
most annyoing: I generally don't keep annoying friends.
shyest: Lisa @ work.
most religious: Alan I guess.
do you believe in
heaven: I believe in the Summerlands.
hell: I believe in the absense of the face of God, because you turn away from your faith. That is the only real hell.
angels: Yes.
devil: I believe evil exists in the world.
god: Many.
buddha: Sure.
aliens: It is mathmatically improbable that there aren't aliens.
ghosts: I've felt the presence of the dead in my childhood. yes.
spirit (soul): Sure.
soulmates: Yes. <3 +++
reincarnation: Read What Dreams may come by Richard Mattheson.
love at first sight: Not so much.
karma: you give to get.
love in general: Sure.
luck: Considering my goddess is Fortuna, that's a dumb question.
yourself: ?? If i say no do i have to cease to exist, or is that only in Piers Anthony novels?
crush
who and when was your first crush: Rachel Adams, 4th grade.
any now: She is mine. All mine.
a celebrity crush: Er, that's like licking the glass on the Tv. Grow up.
who do you want to be with right now: Nicole
whos number do you want: I've got every method of talking to her but ESP.
who do you want to kiss: Her. Duh.
what is something you dont understand about the opposite sex: That logic involves their emotions when they are upset. because that in itself is illogical.
if you could go on a date with anybody, who would it be: Shouldn't this be marry? And Nicole.
on scale of one to ten, how romantic are you: 12 with the right woman.
first thing noticed about the opposite sex: Intellect and gentleness.
what do you look for personality-wise: Wits and backbone.
biggest turn on: she knows.
biggest turn off: meaness.
something thay wear that turns you on: A smile.
something they wear that turns you off: Anything that might make my eyes bleed.
the most romantic thing you want to happen to you: The day I propose.
the most romantic thing that has happened to you: The day she said yes.
what do you wear on a coffee date: Will never have to have one of those again.
is it right to flirt if you're taken: Only if you like dying of rapid blood loss.
is cyber cheating: Would you give a man a foot rub? Nuff said.
are eyes the passegeway to the soul: Window yes, but my soul is not made of matter.
who would you like to take to the prom: This is retarded.
do you want to hug somebody right now: For starters.
do you know what an aphrodisiac is: No you miscreant quiz, I have no idea. Yes.
describe
mellow: (Censored)
melancholy: life without love.
the perfect date: One that ends with her in my arms.
the perfect mate: She's all mine, I told you this already.
how m&m's are made: When chocolate loves candy very very much..
why manhole covers are round: So that they don't fall in the sewer. (Remember this kids, it shows up in the interview process. For real.)
one or the other
coke/pepsi: Dr. Pepper you heathens.
sprite/7-up: Surge (sniffle)
boxers/briefs: Boxers. I'm all man lady.
gold/silver: Silver
vanilla/chocolate: Chocolate.
flowers/candy: Fire and Ice roses, cherry cordials.
book/magazine: Books
tv/radio: Doesn't matter.
glass half empty/half full: Wheres my pitcher?
democrat/republican: Libertarian fuckers.
colored pencils/markers: Pencils
coffee/tea: Tea
sun/moon: Moon
day/night: Night
hot/cold: cold
dog/cat: Dog
button/zipper: Dunno, what is she wearing?
cotton/feather pillow: Cotton
blue/purple: Blue
plumber/trashman: Plumbers own River Oaks, I think that explains it all.
jeans/shorts: Shorts.
long distance relationship/none: As far as I have to be for now.
mechanical/regular pencil: Regular with real graphite.
matt/ben: Peter? wtf?
that 70's show/simpsons: 70's.
kelso/eric: the Gehy for one another.
donna/jackie: I like Donna's attitude.
bart/lisa: Drown them at birth.
romeo/juliet: Sometimes you should just say what you mean and shut up.
romantic comedy/thriller: Thriller.
nsync/bsb: Die in a fire fuckhead.
peanut butter/jelly: Jelly.
waffles/pancakes: Pancakes
letter/email: e-mail, the only letters i get are bills.
florida/california: Screw those choices.
pizza/burgers: Pizza from old school Godfathers.
hat/visor: Hat, i'm not a card sharp.
football/rugby: require fewer braincells that I own = disqualified.
iceskating/blading: Uh, ouch.
movie at home/in theater: All snuggled on the couch.
first thing you think of when you hear
yellow: Cowards
red lipstick: Teh Sex.
socks: warmth
cowtipping: Urban Legend
moulin rouge: Nicole Kidman.
greenland: Iceland.
iceland: Greenland.
harry potter: family.
red: blood.
blackberry: handheld
rose: thorn
rooster: tail
taxes: ugh.
bill clinton: lying fuckhead.
whipped cream: (Censored)
george w. bush: Huge disappointment.
lollipops: Her lips.
dreams: my psyche
love: eternal
guys: friends
south park: vulgar
boy bands: hasbeens
pengiuns: priests (UA)
girls: Just one.
thong: Dental Floss
death: Today is a good day to die.
spoons: wish I could play them.
junk mail: spammers should be killed, buried, dug up and killed again.
dairy: Chocolate milk comes from chocolate cows.
panties: very close to my goal.
your father: dilapitated disappointing evil.
pizza: yes please.
britney spears: white trash
vitamin: Something I should probably get more of.
happy: Nicole
sad: Without Nicole
religious: Fortune Favors the Bold.
bitchy: Uh.
crazy: Give me a sword, I'll win this war for you.
messy: Sometimes.
mad: Not that often.
slacker: Only when it comes to sleeping.
nerd: Geek.
bookworm: Book snake.
jock: Nevar.
preppy: Never ever.
selfish: No.
giving: it's the only way i feel really good.
obsessive: Only when she's away.
violent: Death is me.
calm: Usually.
peaceful: sleeping.
mellow: Repeat.
eccentric: I'm too poor to be excentric.
caring: About everyone and everything.
untrustworthy: I couldn't hold my job if I was.
loyal: Into the breech dear friends.
patriotic: America could use a few more foreign parking lots.
perverted: I won't burst into flame upon entering a church, but I might smolder.
colorful: word choice.
artistic: I'm a technical artist, I make the tools do it.
miscellanoues < This person cannot fucking spell.
what color is your jacket: Blue/Black/Blue
do you shave: Does the pope shit in the woods?
where: Face.
what color is your razor: Silver Mach3
what size is your bed: Queen
what color crayon would you be: Noble Blue
what are the last four digits of you phone number: 5309. :P
feelings on abortion: Your body your choice, but choices have consequences.
how lond does it take you to shower: 15 minutes.
what does your screenname mean: Left Handed swordfighter.
thoughts on blonde pop stars in general: Plague.
who so you trust the most: Nicole
is cussing a necessity in life: It's far better than bleeding to death.
how about coffee: Not really.
is the world screwed: Uh, I think we'd have noticed something trying to poke Gaia.
what something you cant live without: She has my heart, it beats for her.
what time did you fall asleep: When my eyes finally close.
know what 69 means: Yes, it means you're a simpleminded teenager who's never read the kama sutra.
how about 143: Urban legend.
can you live without a microwave: Uh, yes.
what do think about death: Today is a good day to die.
where and when do you want to be married: To her, when the time is right.
do you want to drop out of school: I did, only once, to retain my dignity and sanity.
why is the sky blue: Nicole answered this just fine.
what is a good trait about yourself: I never quit, I may be slow, tired, but I'll never stop.
what do you always think about: Nicole.
what is wrong with your school: wha?
what is right with your school: Eh?
how do you react to change: rapidly.
do you talk to yourself: Only when I'm trying to remember.
what is your opinion on love: Love is the real expression of God.
can you afford to lose weight: Depends on who's buying.
what color would you dye your hair: Don't need that.
best thing anyones told you: I love you.
what is your reaction to someone telling you you're hot: Uh, check them for a skull fracture.
does being psycho appeal to you: Oh sure, you can't treat a psycho like a normal human being. (rolleyes)
if you wrote a book, what would it be about: Many books, many stories.
what would you change your name to: Uh I'm a guy.
longest crush lasted how long: years.
time finished: 1:30 AM CST
Ultimate Survey (377 questions long)
time started: 12:24 AM CST
full name: Russell Myles Irving, III
nickname(s): Aideen/Tracy/hey you
birthday: 09/07/1975
where were you born: Beaumont, Texas
zodiac sign: Virgo
height: 5'91/2"
weight: 279lbs.
hair color: dark brown
eye color: Hazel
shoe size: 10 1/2 wide
ring size: 10.5 left, 11 right.
skin type (freckles, tan, albino, ect): Fair skinned and somewhat tanned.
blood type: A-
grade: graduated Highschool, tried college.
GPA: n/A
siblings: Billy, Roger, Heather, Rebecca, and Ross.
tattoos: One, and it says, of all things, Nicole. :D
piercings: Nevar.
hobbies: Paintball, WoW, enjoying nature, cycling, talking to my girl.
favorite
color: Deep blue.
food: Varied.
candy: Reeses Peanutbutter Cups (easter edition)
type of cheese: sharp cheddar
pizza topping: Italian Sausage
salad dressing: Italian vinegrette
sandwich: Bologna & american cheese.
cereal: Not that i've eaten it in years, but Coco Pebbles
fruit: Bananas, but they give me heartburn. (Sigh)
vegetable: Tomato
berry: Cherry
cake: Pineapple upside downcake.
book: By which one i've read the most? Ender's Game 15 times at least.
movie: What Dreams may come. Very touching.
magazine: bleh, Drudge Report/Fark
newspaper: They all lie.
tv show: Heroes
website: Livejournal
radio station: Ipod killed the radio star.
font: based on use, Medieval fonts.
cartoon character: The 1980's G.I.Joe's.
artist (painter): Davinci
actor: Harrison Ford
actress: Amy Weiss
cd: Throwing Copper - Live
song: I alone - Live
music group: Hmm. could it be Live?
music type: Alternative mostly.
day of the week: Friday
month: September - its like Christmas early in my family.
season: Winter
holiday: Fourth of July when I was a kid.
shampoo: Head and Shoulders
conditioner: Depends
number: 7
phrase: Heroes return, I will come back for you. - Me
store: Best Buy
weather: 68 degrees with a gentle breeze and a setting sun.
restaurant: Marcos (sniffle)
channel: Uh.. SciFi
teacher: Rick
weekend activity: Sleeping in saturday, playing wow, Talking to Nicole.
hangout: Uh. I'm an adult.
house color: Indestructable, that's all that matters.
sport to watch: Bleh, color me nauseated.
sport to play: Paintball
animal: Wolf/Hawk
flower: The Holly Tree (family symbol)
guy's name: Sebastian
girl's name: Luzena (mom's name)
board game: Risk, proof Fortuna loves me.
party game: Hm. Most of the ones I played involved dangerous illegal pranks.
story from childhood: The christmas I got a brother and sister.
body part: Hers. :D
have you ever
been on a train: Daily
been on a plane: Lots.
been in a car accident: Yalp.
caused a car accident: No.
run into a wall: I walked into a glass door once looking at the roof.
burned a potato chip: nope.
almost burned the house down: Never.
smoked: No, my entire family does, though my mom is quitting.
been drunk: Once, it cost Mike/Legend more than 80 bucks. heh. Sucker.
been high: Only on Love. (unless you count the special brownies I ate all at once as a child.)
broken the law: I have hoisted the pirate flag.
burned a cd (if yes, the one above is yes): Arr.
kissed someone of the opposite sex: Yes, but the one I want to kiss is still pending.
kissed someone of the same sex: My grandfather on the cheek?
frenched an animal: Er....No?
made out: Yes
gotten engaged: Once, and in a few years, twice. :)
had an online relationship: In one now, though it's more than that.
been rejected by a crush: Rejection was a hallmark of my life.
loved: All the time.
made yourself cry to get out of trouble: That doesn't really work for people with a penis...
cried in public: Yes, mostly at funerals.
cried over a movie: Acts of selflessness choke me up.
fallen asleep in a movie theater: Not that I recall.. yawn.
given someone a bath: Yes, someone I was dating, when they were sick.
been to a boarding school: Nope.
been home-schooled: Nope.
lost a valuable item: Many of them.
bungee jumped: Not yet.
skied: only on wet pavement, and a boogie board.
met the president: No, but my deceased grandfather had met a few.
met a celebrity: I was > < close to Bono of U2.
gotten a cavity: Yes. blah.
shopped at abercrombie & fitch: Who/wha?
made a prank call: Yes, I was a juvenile delenquent, before they invented callerid.
skipped school: Sorta.
faked sick to get out of school: only headaches occasionally, and i'd sleep in all day.
purchased something that you knew didn't fit: Er, not really.
climbed a tree: I used to live in the trees.
fallen from a tree: no, the correct word is jumped.
broken a bone: Not yet, though I had a hairline crack in one of my fingers.
sprained anything: Yes, my fucking ankle, that sucked.
passed out: Never.
made yourself pass out: Nope.
been to disney world: One Summer.
been to a theme park (not disney): Hello, Houston, Astroworld (RIP)
said i love you and meant it (not to a relative): I say it everyday now, many times.
made a model volcano (working model): ERg, no, but i know the method and mechanism.
made a clover leaf with your tounge: Wtf? I can make a U.
past
what did you do yesterday: Solved the economic problems of the world. No really I just did my job.
memory you miss the most: A time when people could ask intelligent questions.
memory you want to forget: Ever giving my heart away before now.
something you regretted after it was done: I loved while I was there, but that's part of the idea.
the last
song you heard: Something random on the radio
cd you bought: Er..too long.
thing you said: Goodnight Love.
time you cried: Explaining something important.
movie seen in a theater: 300
thing you ate: Pringle
person who called: Nicole
nail polish shade worn: I'm not teh Gay, or Teh Metro.
time you showered: This morning.
person who complimented you: A client.
what are you listening to: the fans in my pc.
what are you wearing: My work shirt (polo) and a pair of shorts and socks.
what are you thinking: That I really need a desk and not a patio table.
what are you scared of most: losing her.
how many people are on your buddy list: about 30.
occupation: DMS Administrator for McDermott, Will & Emery LLP. (Very large lawfirm.)
marriage site: Wherever she chooses.
honeymoon: Some place with a nice bed, room service, and lots of towels. >.>
place to live: Montana
kids: As many as I'm blessed with, and I'll love them all.
car: Ford Fuckus 2001 Black
what are you doing tomorrow: Working.
will there be a wwIII: I think there will be Apathy I.
will politics ever be truthful: Only if lying involved a death penalty.
will humanity snuff itself out: only if we stay on this little motley ball of clay.
can the gov. be changed: The tree of liberty is manured with the blood of patriots. Get to steppin.
best friend: Male: Christopher Michael, Female: Nicole
funniest: what? me? That guy? surely not me.
silliest: Mike @ work.
loudest: Zach Bickers, that noisy bastard.
quietest: Ravi
craziest: In WoW, Okita.
calmest: Rick
skinniest: Ravi
best secret keeper: CM
worst secret keeper: My mother.
the one you have but don't want: Not really any atm.
smartest: In a measureable quantative sense, probably a tossup between Nicole and Rick.
preppiest: I don't have any preppy friends.
peppiest: Steve/Notel
most hyper: Hyper kinda dies out in the 20's.
hottest: Probably one of the friends I have in the middle east atm. HAH.
weirdest: John Edwards @ my old job.
biggest pervert: Mike @ work.
most annyoing: I generally don't keep annoying friends.
shyest: Lisa @ work.
most religious: Alan I guess.
do you believe in
heaven: I believe in the Summerlands.
hell: I believe in the absense of the face of God, because you turn away from your faith. That is the only real hell.
angels: Yes.
devil: I believe evil exists in the world.
god: Many.
buddha: Sure.
aliens: It is mathmatically improbable that there aren't aliens.
ghosts: I've felt the presence of the dead in my childhood. yes.
spirit (soul): Sure.
soulmates: Yes. <3 +++
reincarnation: Read What Dreams may come by Richard Mattheson.
love at first sight: Not so much.
karma: you give to get.
love in general: Sure.
luck: Considering my goddess is Fortuna, that's a dumb question.
yourself: ?? If i say no do i have to cease to exist, or is that only in Piers Anthony novels?
crush
who and when was your first crush: Rachel Adams, 4th grade.
any now: She is mine. All mine.
a celebrity crush: Er, that's like licking the glass on the Tv. Grow up.
who do you want to be with right now: Nicole
whos number do you want: I've got every method of talking to her but ESP.
who do you want to kiss: Her. Duh.
what is something you dont understand about the opposite sex: That logic involves their emotions when they are upset. because that in itself is illogical.
if you could go on a date with anybody, who would it be: Shouldn't this be marry? And Nicole.
on scale of one to ten, how romantic are you: 12 with the right woman.
first thing noticed about the opposite sex: Intellect and gentleness.
what do you look for personality-wise: Wits and backbone.
biggest turn on: she knows.
biggest turn off: meaness.
something thay wear that turns you on: A smile.
something they wear that turns you off: Anything that might make my eyes bleed.
the most romantic thing you want to happen to you: The day I propose.
the most romantic thing that has happened to you: The day she said yes.
what do you wear on a coffee date: Will never have to have one of those again.
is it right to flirt if you're taken: Only if you like dying of rapid blood loss.
is cyber cheating: Would you give a man a foot rub? Nuff said.
are eyes the passegeway to the soul: Window yes, but my soul is not made of matter.
who would you like to take to the prom: This is retarded.
do you want to hug somebody right now: For starters.
do you know what an aphrodisiac is: No you miscreant quiz, I have no idea. Yes.
describe
mellow: (Censored)
melancholy: life without love.
the perfect date: One that ends with her in my arms.
the perfect mate: She's all mine, I told you this already.
how m&m's are made: When chocolate loves candy very very much..
why manhole covers are round: So that they don't fall in the sewer. (Remember this kids, it shows up in the interview process. For real.)
one or the other
coke/pepsi: Dr. Pepper you heathens.
sprite/7-up: Surge (sniffle)
boxers/briefs: Boxers. I'm all man lady.
gold/silver: Silver
vanilla/chocolate: Chocolate.
flowers/candy: Fire and Ice roses, cherry cordials.
book/magazine: Books
tv/radio: Doesn't matter.
glass half empty/half full: Wheres my pitcher?
democrat/republican: Libertarian fuckers.
colored pencils/markers: Pencils
coffee/tea: Tea
sun/moon: Moon
day/night: Night
hot/cold: cold
dog/cat: Dog
button/zipper: Dunno, what is she wearing?
cotton/feather pillow: Cotton
blue/purple: Blue
plumber/trashman: Plumbers own River Oaks, I think that explains it all.
jeans/shorts: Shorts.
long distance relationship/none: As far as I have to be for now.
mechanical/regular pencil: Regular with real graphite.
matt/ben: Peter? wtf?
that 70's show/simpsons: 70's.
kelso/eric: the Gehy for one another.
donna/jackie: I like Donna's attitude.
bart/lisa: Drown them at birth.
romeo/juliet: Sometimes you should just say what you mean and shut up.
romantic comedy/thriller: Thriller.
nsync/bsb: Die in a fire fuckhead.
peanut butter/jelly: Jelly.
waffles/pancakes: Pancakes
letter/email: e-mail, the only letters i get are bills.
florida/california: Screw those choices.
pizza/burgers: Pizza from old school Godfathers.
hat/visor: Hat, i'm not a card sharp.
football/rugby: require fewer braincells that I own = disqualified.
iceskating/blading: Uh, ouch.
movie at home/in theater: All snuggled on the couch.
first thing you think of when you hear
yellow: Cowards
red lipstick: Teh Sex.
socks: warmth
cowtipping: Urban Legend
moulin rouge: Nicole Kidman.
greenland: Iceland.
iceland: Greenland.
harry potter: family.
red: blood.
blackberry: handheld
rose: thorn
rooster: tail
taxes: ugh.
bill clinton: lying fuckhead.
whipped cream: (Censored)
george w. bush: Huge disappointment.
lollipops: Her lips.
dreams: my psyche
love: eternal
guys: friends
south park: vulgar
boy bands: hasbeens
pengiuns: priests (UA)
girls: Just one.
thong: Dental Floss
death: Today is a good day to die.
spoons: wish I could play them.
junk mail: spammers should be killed, buried, dug up and killed again.
dairy: Chocolate milk comes from chocolate cows.
panties: very close to my goal.
your father: dilapitated disappointing evil.
pizza: yes please.
britney spears: white trash
vitamin: Something I should probably get more of.
happy: Nicole
sad: Without Nicole
religious: Fortune Favors the Bold.
bitchy: Uh.
crazy: Give me a sword, I'll win this war for you.
messy: Sometimes.
mad: Not that often.
slacker: Only when it comes to sleeping.
nerd: Geek.
bookworm: Book snake.
jock: Nevar.
preppy: Never ever.
selfish: No.
giving: it's the only way i feel really good.
obsessive: Only when she's away.
violent: Death is me.
calm: Usually.
peaceful: sleeping.
mellow: Repeat.
eccentric: I'm too poor to be excentric.
caring: About everyone and everything.
untrustworthy: I couldn't hold my job if I was.
loyal: Into the breech dear friends.
patriotic: America could use a few more foreign parking lots.
perverted: I won't burst into flame upon entering a church, but I might smolder.
colorful: word choice.
artistic: I'm a technical artist, I make the tools do it.
miscellanoues < This person cannot fucking spell.
what color is your jacket: Blue/Black/Blue
do you shave: Does the pope shit in the woods?
where: Face.
what color is your razor: Silver Mach3
what size is your bed: Queen
what color crayon would you be: Noble Blue
what are the last four digits of you phone number: 5309. :P
feelings on abortion: Your body your choice, but choices have consequences.
how lond does it take you to shower: 15 minutes.
what does your screenname mean: Left Handed swordfighter.
thoughts on blonde pop stars in general: Plague.
who so you trust the most: Nicole
is cussing a necessity in life: It's far better than bleeding to death.
how about coffee: Not really.
is the world screwed: Uh, I think we'd have noticed something trying to poke Gaia.
what something you cant live without: She has my heart, it beats for her.
what time did you fall asleep: When my eyes finally close.
know what 69 means: Yes, it means you're a simpleminded teenager who's never read the kama sutra.
how about 143: Urban legend.
can you live without a microwave: Uh, yes.
what do think about death: Today is a good day to die.
where and when do you want to be married: To her, when the time is right.
do you want to drop out of school: I did, only once, to retain my dignity and sanity.
why is the sky blue: Nicole answered this just fine.
what is a good trait about yourself: I never quit, I may be slow, tired, but I'll never stop.
what do you always think about: Nicole.
what is wrong with your school: wha?
what is right with your school: Eh?
how do you react to change: rapidly.
do you talk to yourself: Only when I'm trying to remember.
what is your opinion on love: Love is the real expression of God.
can you afford to lose weight: Depends on who's buying.
what color would you dye your hair: Don't need that.
best thing anyones told you: I love you.
what is your reaction to someone telling you you're hot: Uh, check them for a skull fracture.
does being psycho appeal to you: Oh sure, you can't treat a psycho like a normal human being. (rolleyes)
if you wrote a book, what would it be about: Many books, many stories.
what would you change your name to: Uh I'm a guy.
longest crush lasted how long: years.
time finished: 1:30 AM CST