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[ Hell Yeah I'm The Motherfucking Princess] and [ You Can Stand Under My Umbrella] by impertinence
Frank/Gerard, Pete/Mikey.
Fantastic fairy tales, hilarious and awesome.
Before Pete could splutter any death threats, another voice spoke from the depths of the cave. "Frank," it said, sounding almost ridiculously sardonic, "what have I told you about insulting the guests?"
"Do it all I like since they're never real?" Frank grinned and slid down Mikey's back again, wrapping his arms around the other speaker.
"Frank? As in, the thief Frank? Prince Gerard's lover?" Pete's eyes widened. "You're the one I was going to buy the penises from!"
Maybe, he thought desperately as all eyes focused on him, maybe he could just conquer the Ramen Kingdoms through the power of cripplingly embarrassing silences.
Frank/Gerard, Pete/Mikey.
Fantastic fairy tales, hilarious and awesome.
Before Pete could splutter any death threats, another voice spoke from the depths of the cave. "Frank," it said, sounding almost ridiculously sardonic, "what have I told you about insulting the guests?"
"Do it all I like since they're never real?" Frank grinned and slid down Mikey's back again, wrapping his arms around the other speaker.
"Frank? As in, the thief Frank? Prince Gerard's lover?" Pete's eyes widened. "You're the one I was going to buy the penises from!"
Maybe, he thought desperately as all eyes focused on him, maybe he could just conquer the Ramen Kingdoms through the power of cripplingly embarrassing silences.