FSM

Jun 18, 2008 18:17

So... last night I dreamed that I went to a pro-wrestling event (I don't like wrestling very much.) Strange, but bear with me. After I get there, the event seems to be on hold for some reason, so being bored I start walking around. A short time later I find myself in a room with some sort of hot chick (Nice touch, brain!) an axe and two large windows.
What to do, what to do? It turns out that I didn't have nearly the amount of time with said hot chick for anything spectacular to happen because I suddenly hear screams from the hallway and frantic calls for help. I eventually find out what the problem is when someone tells me to look out of the windows... where I see not one, but two flying spaghetti monsters! One of the spaghetti monsters attacks the building, which pretty much annihilates the roof of the colosseum and hundreds of bystanders. At this moment, I figure the only logical thing to do when faced with flying spaghetti monsters is to take the axe and go fight them. I pick the axe up and run outside to do battle. My dream ends! Come on brain! Don't leave me hanging! I have to know if I wind up standing victorious in pools of marinara or whether I make a quick snack for the FSMs. What happened?!
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