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Dude, I am disturbed by all these really intense D/s stories I’ve been reading featuring Batman/Robin. I don’t know why, I mean, I’ve read my fair share of Snarries set up the same way, but… Dude! Its Batman! Come on! I guess its more acceptable to me in Snarry or similar pairings because Snape is a royal bastard (and that’s why I love him), but Bats is a superhero! I guess I was expecting him to save the day then release stress with his jailbait partner, not control said jailbait’s life and fuck him raw when he does something Bats doesn’t approve of. Like, what the fuck? Ach, weel. Very weird. Different strokes, I ‘spose.
Anyway, I'M IN MY DORM AND IT IS FANTASTIC.
1. Elaborate on your default icon.
Erm. Made by
darthmaligna, this stunning representation of Aziraphale from the book Good Omens shows the uncomprehempsible nature of existance. Yeah. It’s pretty low-key, but still manages to convey general geekery and slash attraction (to those like-minded individuals, at least)
2. What's your current relationship status?
Moving, thus…nada. (Okay, it would be nothing even if I weren’t moving: I’m a horrible girlfriend.)
3. Ever have a near-death experience?
Not that I remember.
4. Name an obvious quality you have.
I’m generally very chill, in that I don’t get personally offended easily or let others know when I’m moody/depressed/have bad shit going on in my life. People tend to appreciate this. Of course, most people are assholes, so there you have it. I also have an expansive sense of humor, and can find some sort of amusement in almost any situation.
5. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
Heh. Joan Crawford (Has Risen From the Grave) by Blue Oyster Cult (actually just the “No. No no no. No no no, no no no no no.” line). Old skool rock all the way, yo.
6. Any celeb you would marry?
Margaret Cho, but I don’t want to have to move to Canada just to get married. Alan Rickman, if he’d have me. Maybe Michael Rosenbaum just because he’s so fucking sexy.
7. Who will cut and paste this first?
God. Definitely.
8. Has anyone ever said you look like a celebrity?
Mmm, no. I don’t exactly fit into that celebrity mould.
9. Do you wear a watch? What kind?
Yeah-ah. It’s actually my godfather’s watch that he left at my house and I have since commandeered. It’s rather large and masculine and a, er, Relic Wet. Yeah. My friends call it my manwatch.
10. Do you have anything pierced?
Nada, nope, zilch. Not even my ears.
11. Do you have any tattoos?
No ink on me. I’m too indecisive to actually settle on a design, otherwise I’d love several one.
12. Do you like pain?
In certain situations/areas. Headache = bad, hairpulling = yes, please; shin bones = no!, ankles = omg *never* stop.
13. Do you like to shop?
No. Hate hate hate. Hate. There is no other way to say this. (Hate.)
14. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
A black sweatshirt/hoodie thing. $5! Score!
15. What was the last thing you paid for with your credit card?
No credit cards for cdub. It would be a dangerous thing.
16. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
An old friend of mine who I haven’t talked to in a while! One of his first questions was, “Are you high right now?” XD
17. What is on your desktop background?
Um. A naked man artistically wrapped in/suspended with a rope. The picture is cut off just at the hips, I find this helpful when I use it at my dad’s house. The picture was taken by Jose Manchado on DeviantArt.
18. What is the background on your cell phone?
A picture of Maes Hughes with his hand on Roy Mustang’s shoulder (both from Fullmetal Alchemist) and looking very slashy.
19. Do you like redheads?
Mmmhmm. With freckles, lots of freckles. Dark auburn hair is best, yeahyeah (but not
pixystyx42, because she is like a pet to me and while I may read beastiality fic, I would never actually practice it).
20. Do you know any twins?
lazy_daze! And R & S and M & L, I guess, but they’re kind of snotty and boring. And another M & L, but they’re kind of emo and dramatic.
Lazy_daze ftw! (Why do all of the twins I know in rl act the same?!)
21. Do you have any weird relatives?
I suppose getting drunk and barking at people on the T could be construed as weird, so yes.
22. What was the last movie you watched?
Part of Dogma! And part of Kung Fu Hustle. The last movie I watched in it’s entirety was Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, which I LOVE.
23. What was the last book you read?
Middlesex by Jeffery Euginides. Very good, btw, though he uses some very strange diction chioces for his allusions/symbolism. Currently reading approx. 5000 books but not close to finishing any, more’s the pity.
24. Is there such a thing as love at first sight, or it is more likely to be "lust at first sight"?
The latter, though it could turn into love once you get to know them, I suppose.
25. What's your favourite novel?
Oh God, I don’t know. Uh…I guess…The Things They Carried, because I want to fucking marry Tim O’Brien every time I read it. It’s just so goddamn beautiful, and it’s a fucking war novel, but it’s so…breathtaking and gory and true and absolutely made-up, and I just… Yeah. The Things They Carried.
26. When was the last time you visited the street where you first lived?
Like, every day until last weekend. It’s the next street over from where my mom lives now.
27. Do you read your horoscope?
If I happen to see it, I don’t seek it out or anything, and I definitely don’t pay any attention to it.
28. Who's your favourite of the seven dwarves?
Is this even a question? Grumpy, all the way.
29. When was the last time you googled your own name?
Um, July? When I found out how much of a stalker this one girl was. Thankfully, both my first and last names are really common, so no worries.
30. What was your favourite subject at school?
The various sciences, I guess, but only because I don’t like writing that much. If there was ever a ‘Read and Discuss’ class, I would own it.
31. What was your least favourite subject at school?
Phys Ed when I still had to take it, Math later on.
32. Do you like having your photograph taken?
Not unless I can immediately delete it if it sucks. So no.
33. What time were you born?
I have no idea. I do know that it was a C-section because I was 20 days late and was trying to strangle myself with my ambilical cord.
34. Ever seriously questioned your sanity?
Hasn’t eveyone?
35. How many phone numbers do you have remembered and can say off the top of your head?
5. My cellphone has deminished the need to remember phone numbers.
36. Can you Limbo?
Not well, I’m a bit top-heavy and tend to tip over when I try.
37. Have you ever killed your own dinner?
Yep. Used to go fishing all the time with my dad.
38. How long have you been living at your current residence?
…5 days? I just moved into my dorm.
39. What phobias do you have?
I have this thing with my skin, like, I don’t really know how to explain. My worst dreams have all been about me having weird/painful skin anomilies. Er, *cough* I never claimed to be normal.
40. What's your ideal breakfast?
Food. I don’t usually have time for breakfast, so actual solid food is a treat in the morning.
41. Where are you right now?
My dorm room (WHICH IS FRICKIN’ SWEET), supposedly doing my assigned reading.
42. What would you call your autobiography?
Books, Those Rare Profound Moments, and That Thing That Lives in the Wind
There were originally 50 questions, but I got bored. 42 wins, anyway.
So yes, be expecting very little of me for a while, at least while I get settled in.
(I am inordinately fond of my last rec post, for no apparent reason.)
Oh! Have a boykissing video I was randomly linked to the other day.
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