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You know, it was today when my mom called a hamburger “a piece of meat between two buns” that I realized there is a downside to seeing homoerotic subtext everywhere. It only got worse when not five minutes later she started singing ‘Allouette’, a song which I will forever associate with the beautiful fic Je Te Plumerais by
nimori. You wouldn’t think that Lucius/Harry could be beautiful, but fuck this fic is gorgeous; Lucius is desperate and fierce and Harry is both passive and in control and oh. If you haven’t read this, you need to.
I mean, jeez World, what are you trying to say? Perhaps that this song is appropriate in contemplating my future?: Squirrel Nut Zippers - Hell. Heh, D-A-M-N-A-T-I-O-N indeed.
I have decided that I need a fellow slasher friend who is my age. All of my friends who slash are younger than me, and I refuse to corrupt them even further (plus, I need someone who will go to gay films with me, for serious), and my Most Perverted Female Friend (MPFF), the one who went to see Brokeback Mountain with me, doesn’t really enjoy the gay, she just puts up with it for my sake. So, if anyone knows a slasher going to UC Davis, point ‘em my way, plzkthx.
Also, I recently downloaded the new Pink album, on a lark if you will, and much to my surprise, I actually enjoyed it. The music is catchy in a non-annoying way, and the last song got me all misty-eyed (it was performed with her father, stfu) .….er, *cough*, floggingmollyfloggingmollyfloggingmolly. Sorry, had to get that out of my system, they are just SO GOOD and I’m going to SEE THEM IN CONCERT. Here, have some of the awesome: Flogging Molly - Devil’s Dance Floor
And because I can: Lovage - Stroker Ace
I’ll sing to you my mewing charm/ looks like you both could use a pet/ and purr my purr all night long/ I think a pussy’s your best bet
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I love to lap a spot of cream/ and I assure you that I’m neat/ but you never know what you can expect/ when a pussy is in heat
Mmm, I love this song, with its sexy drum beat and throaty murmur…and the horns during the chorus…yea-ah…