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Okay, who here knew that A Little Princess was directed by Alfonso Cuaron? Anyone? Holy shit, dude, I had no idea. Alfonso Cuaron. The guy who directed Prisoner of Azkaban, oh my God, I was blown away. Of course it is ten times better if you've read mistful's PoA parody. Where she randomly interjects Cauron's opinions on certain shoots, for example:
" CUARON: I eentirely refuse to continue work without a session of male bonding with under-age boys in their night attire! Eet is an important arteestic addition!
HARRY: *makes steam engine noises*
AUDIENCE: *makes inappropriate and dreadful 'going like a steam engine' puns*
RON: *growls*
RON FANCIERS: *swoon en masse*
CUARON: Behold my arteestic genius. On with the show! "
Omg, just, wow. A Lttle Princess. Ahahahahaha.
Also, I was going to try and wait to rec this fanfic, as it only has 2-3 chapers to go (with 10 so far), but I just can't restrain myself (check the icon). Anyway, Big Dick, Come Quick by Calanthe is a fic that started out as a funny H/D pwp and just graduated into an absolute fantastic multi-chaptered story featuring tall!sub!Draco and short!dom!enormouscock!Harry. Ah, great stuff. It is the most graphic sex I've ever read though, nothing especially kinky, but just detailed, detailed stuff (omgomgomg, whoa). It also features hetero!Blaise as Draco's best friend and Narcissa is still a big part of his life (in the I want grandkids, goddammit, but you two are so cute together, maybe if certain medical advancements were made...etc, etc way).So, read it. Right now. Go on.
" CUARON: I eentirely refuse to continue work without a session of male bonding with under-age boys in their night attire! Eet is an important arteestic addition!
HARRY: *makes steam engine noises*
AUDIENCE: *makes inappropriate and dreadful 'going like a steam engine' puns*
RON: *growls*
RON FANCIERS: *swoon en masse*
CUARON: Behold my arteestic genius. On with the show! "
Omg, just, wow. A Lttle Princess. Ahahahahaha.
Also, I was going to try and wait to rec this fanfic, as it only has 2-3 chapers to go (with 10 so far), but I just can't restrain myself (check the icon). Anyway, Big Dick, Come Quick by Calanthe is a fic that started out as a funny H/D pwp and just graduated into an absolute fantastic multi-chaptered story featuring tall!sub!Draco and short!dom!enormouscock!Harry. Ah, great stuff. It is the most graphic sex I've ever read though, nothing especially kinky, but just detailed, detailed stuff (omgomgomg, whoa). It also features hetero!Blaise as Draco's best friend and Narcissa is still a big part of his life (in the I want grandkids, goddammit, but you two are so cute together, maybe if certain medical advancements were made...etc, etc way).So, read it. Right now. Go on.