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THE MALE VS. FEMALE WORLD OF THE NEW HAIRCUT
WOMEN'S VERSION
SUE: Oh! You got a new haircut! That's so cute!
ANNE Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
SUE: Oh, God, no! No it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff, I think.
ANNE: Are you serios? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts- that would look so cute. I was going to do that except I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
SUE: Oh-that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take the attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.
ANNE: Are you kidding? I know girls who would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms. See how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
MEN'S VERSION
JASON: Haircut?
TOM:Yeah.
Men and Women
WHAT A WOMAN SAYS:
this place is a mess
c'mon you and i need to clean up
your stuff is lying on the floor
and if we dont do laundry right now
you'll have no clothes to wear.
WHAT A MAN HEARS:
blah blah blah blah c'mon
blah blah blah you and i
blah blah on the floor
blah blah blah right now
blah blah blah blah blah no clothes
im so tired...and i have tons of hmwk!
WOMEN'S VERSION
SUE: Oh! You got a new haircut! That's so cute!
ANNE Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
SUE: Oh, God, no! No it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff, I think.
ANNE: Are you serios? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts- that would look so cute. I was going to do that except I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
SUE: Oh-that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take the attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.
ANNE: Are you kidding? I know girls who would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms. See how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
MEN'S VERSION
JASON: Haircut?
TOM:Yeah.
Men and Women
WHAT A WOMAN SAYS:
this place is a mess
c'mon you and i need to clean up
your stuff is lying on the floor
and if we dont do laundry right now
you'll have no clothes to wear.
WHAT A MAN HEARS:
blah blah blah blah c'mon
blah blah blah you and i
blah blah on the floor
blah blah blah right now
blah blah blah blah blah no clothes
im so tired...and i have tons of hmwk!