Just A Doll
Title: Just a doll
Length: 1/?
Pairings: HangengxHeechul EunhyukxLeeteuk
Fandom: Super Junior
Genre: Love,Comedy
Author: Ccshudvard
Disclaimer: I do not own them only my own little mind ^^
Summary: Hangeng and Eunhyuk don't want to stay single anymore.
Chapter 1: I don’t want to be single
Eunhyuk and Hangeng sat in the living room sighing.
“I want a boyfriend. I don’t wanna stay single my whole life. I’ll die alone!” Eunhyuk whined.
“What can we do? No one wants us. We’re just not their type” Hangeng leaned back and sighed.
In came Yesung, Sungmin and Siwon. They sat down on a couch.
“What’s with the sad faces?” Sungmin asked.
“Yeah. If it’s about the boyfriend thing then just stop thinking about it. You’ll find someone! Siwon patted Hangeng on the back.
“I know something that’ll cheer you up” Yesung said. “In my school we had this scary teacher. He used to sing a song that goes like this: Wash me whiter, than the snow. And he always did the same expression when he sang it” Yesung started to act like him. “Wash me whiter, THAN the snow”
Everyone bursted out in laughter, Siwon laughed so hard that he got tears and Sungmin and Eunhyuk laughed so much that they fell to the floor. Hangeng leaned on Siwon while laughing.
“He was so freakin scary but it was so funny when he did that” Yesung said.
“If you’re still a little depressed about that you know…then go to this website. I got it from a store and I haven’t been there but it could be something” Siwon gave Hangeng and Eunhyuk a card.
“I’m going to sleep a little” Sungmin said. “I feel so tired”
“I’ll go and buy myself some new clothes. Wanna come Siwon?” Yesung asked.
“Sure” he said.
The three left Eunhyuk and Hangeng in the living room. They looked at each other skeptical.
“I’m not sure about this…” Hangeng said.
”We could try it…and then use the address to our home. Since we all share this house when we’re on tour and so on” Eunhyuk looked at the card.
They looked at each other again and then ran up to their room. They sat infront of their computers and went to the website.
Hangeng looked at what they had.
“What the…this is a…” he looked through the page. “Your own boyfriend…what’s this?”
He started to read what it said on the instructions.
“Make your own boyfriend by choosing the characteristics he should have. Your ideal boyfriend will be sent the very next day…three days free trial. I could try it” Hangeng said to himself.
“He should be…funny, a little childish, kind, loving…” Hangeng saw a question that made him blush furiously. “How do you want your sex?!” he just picked something. Hangeng chose a few things and when he finished he went out of his room and saw Eunhyuk come out at the same time. “Did you find anything?” he asked.
“There was this make your own boyfriend” he answered.
“Did you also find it? I tried it. I’m just waiting for it to arrive”
“Me too”
The next day Super Junior was finally finished and was on a break. Hangeng came home when he saw a large packet and two men standing there.
“Are you Hangeng?” one of them asked.
“Yes”
“Sign here”
Hangeng went inside with his large packet and opened it slowly. Suddenly something fell on him making him lie down on the floor. It was the doll…without clothes!
“Oh god! He’s naked!” Hangeng got panicked. “How do I turn it on?” he read the instruction manual. “How to start your own boyfriend…HEH?!” he shouted out loud still lying on the floor with the doll on him.
He moved the doll and made it lie on it’s back. He looked at it.
“He looks so…beautiful…okay, let’s turn it on…ehm…oh god”
He looked at the doll lying there with closed eyes. It seemed so real. Like a real man but…dead.
“To turn the doll on you have to kiss the doll. Here goes nothing” he said to himself and leaned forward to kiss it.
He kissed it and sat straight seeing the doll move. It opened its eyes and looked at Hangeng and smiled.
“Hey!” he jumped on Hangeng. “I’m your boyfriend” he looked so cute.
“H-hey…what’s your name?”
“I don’t have a name. You have to give me one” he said.
“Ummm…then I’ll call you…Heechul” he said.
“Heechul. That sounds so nice!”
”You…don’t have any clothes on”
“So I’ve noticed. Does this mean you want to have sex?” he looked at Hangeng.
“What! No! No, no, no!”
“When do you wanna?”
“I dunno. Not now. I need to get you some clothes. Come with me”
Hangeng and Heechul went to his room and he gave Heechul some clothes.
“What do we do now?” Heechul asked.
“Well…I’m kinda hungry”
“Let me cook for you”
“Really?”
“You wanted a guy who could cook just like you and I can”
At Eunhyuk’s house
“Oh my god!” Eunhyuk screamed. “Get off of me!”
“I thought you said you wanted to”
“No you heard me wrong!” he shouted”
“Okay. What are you gonna call me?”
“Call you?”
“I need a name”
“Oh…ummm…Leeteuk”
“It sounds nice” he smiled warmly at Eunhyuk.
Eunhyuk blushed.
“I need to get you some clothes” he went upstairs to get some clothes for Leeteuk.
Eunhyuk sat down.
“Is something wrong?” Leeteuk asked Eunhyuk. “Is there something I can do for you? Maybe pleasure you?” he started to unbutton his shirt.
“No! No I’m fine!” Eunhyuk blushed.
“Are you sure?”
“Yeah. I’m just a little tired. I think I’m going to bed…” suddenly Leeteuk carried Eunhyuk.
“What are you doing?!”
“You said you were going to bed. So I thought you meant that you were going to bed to have sex”
“No! I didn’t mean that! I meant to sleep!”
Hangeng’s house
After they ate Hangeng went up to his room with Heechul after him. He sat down and Heechul sat beside him.
“Why did I do this” he sighed. “Damn you Siwon”
“Siwon? Is that something you don’t like?” Heechul asked.
“What? No. It’s a friend of mine”
“Oh I see. Is that good?”
“Yes it is. It’s very good to have friends”
“So you can have many friends?”
“Yes”
“And many boyfriends?”
“No! It’s different! You can’t have many boyfriends”
“Why not? What’s the difference?”
“Well…a boyfriend is someone that belongs to you. Not literally. You love the person in a certain way. Sure you love your friends but that’s not in the same way. When you have a boyfriend he makes your heart beat faster and you feel warm inside. And a boyfriend is someone who kisses you, hugs you and so on” Hangeng explained. “He says that he loves you”
“And has sex with you” Heechul smiled.
“…er…yeah”
“Do I make you feel like that inside?” Heechul asked.
“Hm?”
“I’m your boyfriend right? Do I make you feel like that? All warm and stuff”
“Well…”
“I hope I do. It would make me happy”
Hangeng felt his heart beat a little faster. It tickled inside him too. But it was just a doll. Sure he couldn’t love a doll. Could he?
“Yeah you do…” he said and Heechul hugged him.
“I’m so happy” he said. “Oh I wonder one thing”
“What?”
“What turns you on?”
Hangeng felt how he just wanted to fall down a cliff.
“Why did you ask that?!” Hangeng blushed a little and Heechul leaned closer so they were face to face.
“So I know. After all I am you boyfriend. Shouldn’t I be able to turn you on?”
“Yeah but…” he was silenced by a kiss.
“You’re blushing” Heechul said.
“Ehm…I need to call Eunhyuk”
“Eunhyuk? Is that a friend of yours?”
“Yes it is” Hangeng took his phone and called Eunhyuk.
“Eunhyuk”
“I got my boyfriend today…ehm…”
“Me too. He’s a little weird but I’ll survive. I just have to get used to all surprises” he said.
“Mine asked me what turns me on” Hangeng said and heard Eunhyuk laugh. “Don’t laugh!”
“Sorry. But it was so funny!”
“What did you name your boyfriend?”
“Leeteuk. You?”
“Heechul”
“We’re pathetic” Eunhyuk said.
“I totally agree. Damn Siwon”
“But we can see what happens. Maybe we’ll like them sooner or later”
“But still…doesn’t it sound a little weird to you?”
“Yeah. But they still look like real humans and they don’t know. We can say that we met them during a tour or something”
“Won’t they find out?”
“Sure Siwon maybe knows and the rest but I mean the others. Like other friends, they don’t know and they don’t have to know”
“I’m not sure if I can lie to my friends” Hangeng said unsure.
“Same here. Don’t you think they’ll laugh at us?”
“Maybe they will but I don’t really care. They can laugh as much as they want. I’m sure they’ll wish they had a boyfriend like ours sooner or later”
“Yeah. But I’ve gotta go. I’m gonna teach Leeteuk to play some things. We’re gonna play card kissing game” he said.
“Oh okay. Bye”
“Bye see ya tomorrow”