What happens to a dream deferred?
(1) The singular boring question: What is your name? Niki Stewart Holtzman
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? i don't know. if i was a boy i would have picked Damian for myself.
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you? nah
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? hmm...i duno. possibly alexandra (aka ali)
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? its holtz-man. not holes-min
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? i don't know, possibly.
HUMOR
(7) How easy is it to make you laugh? extremely easy
(8) What person you know makes you laugh the most? danielle
(9) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? most definitely
(10) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? all the time
(11) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? hmm...corn. "IM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE" "my feet, theyre so dry!!!" "you are so crazy/ridiculous/insane, you do konw that, right?"
MUSIC
(12) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? yes...and when ppl are watching too, i dont really care
(13) What song(s) are constantly in your head? i dont know, lots of different things?
(14)If u were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s)would you use? did you know that youre my heeeeeeeerooooooooo...lol
(15)If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s)would you hope he or she used? i like big butts and i cannot lie...
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(16) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? yes. just b/c id pee everywhere.
(17) What do you love most about the other gender? well, theyre very fun. and useful. and amusing. and i love my guy friends?
(18) What do you dislike most about the other gender? THEY ARE DICKS!!!!!!!!!! TOOLS!!!!!!!!! UGH SO FRUSTRATING!
(19) What do you understand least about the other gender? why they are so stupid about certain things, and refuse to talk about their feelings, or admit they even HAVE feelings, or they can be really really nice 1 day and pretend you don't exist the next, and i could go on forever...
NUMBERS
(20) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? (hahahahaha oh 69.) oh, like that time i had to leave my science exam b/c i got to number 69 and couldnt control myself and started hysterically laughing?
(21) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? i wish!
(22) Do you actually know your Social Security Number? i do! my mom made my learn it.
(23) Do you actually know your IP address? *doesnt know what an IP address is*
(24) Do you know what an IP address is? see previous question/answer
(25) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? nope
(26) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? just the odd ones. except 217. and 69.
(27) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? i try not to think of numbers a lot, i get confused.
(28) What do you think of pi? i have a crush on it!
HAVE YOU EVER
29. Drank Alcohol: yeah
30. Gotten Drunk: .....yeah
31. Had Sex: nah
32. Dyed Your Hair: no
33. Kissed the Same Sex: yup
34. Liked someone way older than you: if you want to count johnny...
35. Liked someone way younger than you: so let's not get into that
36. Talked to Strangers: sometimes
37. Did the opposite your parents told you to do/not to do: YESSSSSSSSS
38. Sang in public: not sober anyway.
39. Worn a Dress: oh yeeeessss...
40. Worn a Tie: i duno
41. Worn a Suit: probably
42. Gotten in to a physical fight: kinda. i mean danielle attacked me once.
43. Hurt someone emotionally: yes.
44. Hurt someone physically: yes.
45. Made someone cry: yes. (im starting to feel like a bad person)
46. Said you loved someone: yes
47. Said you hated someone: far too often, esp. when i don't mean it.
48. Talked to a stuffed animal: yeaaah...
49. Talked to yourself: umm, YES!
50. Danced in public: DUUUUH!
STUFF
51) Would you have sex before marriage?: absolutely
52) Are you ghetto?: i am so gizzetto (i wish i was ghetto...)
53) Are you a player?: maybe next week
54) Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: pfffff
55) Have you ever beat someone up? ish.
56) Who do you talk to most on the phone?: d-unit
57) Have you ever slapped someone?: hahaha oooh god yes
58) Do you have a social life?: i used to. then i started going to the pool and school every day.
59) Have you ever lied to your best friends?: i've tried. she always finds out. now i don't bother trying.
60) Have you ever been expelled from school?: nope, im a good kid.
61) Have you ever been suspended from school?: nooooooooo.
62) Are you spoiled?: yeah
63) Are you a brat?: i like to think not
64) Do you like Snapple?: yes
65) Do you drink a lot of water?: yes'm....chlorinated and otherwise
66) Are you a role model?: for a few well loved people
67) Do you like taking pictures?: it's fun
68) Do you like getting your picture taken?: uh huh
69) Do you have a tan?: yesssss *haha69*
70) Do you get annoyed easily?: way too easily
71) Have you ever started a rumor?: hah not on purpose.
72 Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: boxers
73) Have you ever been played? kinda. which sucked.
74) Have you ever played anyone?: never
75) Do you daydream a lot?: all the time.
76) Do you run your mouth?: every once in a while (like always)
77) Are you rude? at times
78) Are you flexible?: my arms, not my legs
79) Have you ever had an eating disorder?: nope
80) Do you have one now?: nope
81 Have you ever been chased by cops?: uh uh
82) In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: i duno, probably learn towards blonds, except i like brunettes. hm. maybe it depends on the person, not the hair color...
83) What do the shoes you last wore look like?: my pool sandals
84) Do you ever wear shirts to show your belly?: yeah, a little bit of it, i dont wear shirts that are like up to my boobs.
85) What about cleavage?: well if i had cleavage some of my shirts would probably show it. but now, just the valley instead.
86 Is your best friend a virgin?: hahaha, no
87) Would you pick a wedgie in public?: well what am i supposed to do, just leave it there?
88) How are you feeling right now?: happy. a little confused. but happy.
89) Have you ever given a lapdance?: not sure. what qualifies?
90) Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: yeah, stupid rumors.
91) Have you ever given or received roadhead?: noooo....
92) For two million dollars, would you pose for Playboy?: psh, yeah!
THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS
(93) Would you like to be cloned? no. so weird.
(94) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? hmmm...i guess. but not alone. "when the world ends, we'll be burnin' one, oh you know when the world ends, we'll be sweet makin' love...." {dmb}
(95) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTENING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING!
THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION
(217) When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them? um...i don't tell everyone i love enough. so right now: i love you, in whatever sense it applies to whoever is reading this.