The com-pewter mocks me.
A week or two ago, I took the "What Kind of Philosopher Are You?" test on Facebook, mainly out of amused curiosity following a certain friend's results, which "outed" him (who shall remain nameless) as a closet pragmatist. My result was "Socratic", which I think might be the computer's backhanded way of saying that I'm ignorant, annoy people people, and don't wash my feet enough. To which I object! My feet are perfectly well manicured. ^_^