Political Humor
I got this emailed to me today and thought it was hilarious!
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At a press conference today, Theresa Heinz Kerry, wife
of Democratic Presidential nominee John Kerry, announced that
she's going to be on the campaign trail with her husband!
To prepare myself," she said, "I have shaved off all my pubic hair.
From now until the election, I shall sit on the stage with John,
and may occasionally flash my legs apart without wearing any
panties. This will send a STRONG MESSAGE TO AMERICA!"
"What message?" asked reporters at the news of this rather
startling announcement.
To which Teresa replied, *"READ MY LIPS, NO MORE BUSH!"*
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At a press conference today, Theresa Heinz Kerry, wife
of Democratic Presidential nominee John Kerry, announced that
she's going to be on the campaign trail with her husband!
To prepare myself," she said, "I have shaved off all my pubic hair.
From now until the election, I shall sit on the stage with John,
and may occasionally flash my legs apart without wearing any
panties. This will send a STRONG MESSAGE TO AMERICA!"
"What message?" asked reporters at the news of this rather
startling announcement.
To which Teresa replied, *"READ MY LIPS, NO MORE BUSH!"*