Do I know you?
Tonight while having dinner with two friends of mine, the lady at the next table kept looking over at us. While noticing this, I realized that she looked familiar to me. Throughout dinner, we both kept stealing glances at each other. Finally, she leans in and starts to say something...so I lean in too, since I'm sure she's thinking I look familiar too...she looks at my friend, Steve, and asks him if his name is "Michael." Evidently, my friend Steve looks just like this guy who's going around town selling "two-for-one" cards. Well, Steve, not being Michael, denied his "Michael-ness." So, the lady turns to me and asks if I sold her the "two-for-one" card. Since Steve and I look nothing alike, I had to make a few jokes and I gave her my business card to prove that I was not Michael. Now, she turns to Dan...by this point, her husband doesn't look too thrilled. I'm wondering if she does this a lot. Anyway, this exchange took 10 minutes and it turns out, none of us knew each other. As we were leaving, I turned to her, mimed a phone with my hand to my ear, looked at her and said "Call me!" I'm not sure whether or not her husband laughed...