Personal Hygiene
Today in my email I get this link...
http://www.buttpaste.com
I send it to my friend Brian Bry78 which inspired the following conversation (posted with permission) NOTE: chat log edited for brevity and to correct typos (mainly mine...LOL)
Brian: and WTF is BUTT PASTE????????
Me: LOL...it's a diaper rash creme or something like that
Brian: uh huh, sure
Me: I thought it was some kind of butt cleanser...like toothpaste...LOL
Brian: yeah I can just see Sonicare comming out with a buttbrush
Me: no...ANAL B
Brian: lol gay men everywhere have minty fresh breath and ass
Me: well, wouldnt' that be a nice change for some? LOLROFL
Brian: ewwwww
Brian: but true
Me: OMG...let's invent the stuff!!!! it'll be the "Rimqueen's best friend"
Me: we can have all kinds of flavors....just like toothpaste, cool mint, vanilla, cherry (LOL)
Me: too bad the name "buttpaste" is already taken
Brian: buttwash? buttflush? buttornado?
Me: it's fantASStic!
Brian: lol
Me: that's the name!!! "fantASStic!"
pjinsacramento: OMG...the buttbrush could be called "Breach" by Anal B
Brian: OMG
Me: Cleans every nook and cranny!
Brian: i see a new leading cause of gay death, all those power bottoms that got too hygenic...
Me: is there such a thing as too clean?
Brian: well no
Brian: but when they are cleaning all the way up to their tonsils thru their ass, it could be detremental...
Me: well, we'll have to make sure the handle isn't that long then
Brian: good point
Brian: but what about fat people, they need an extention handle to reach their butt
Me: we can have sizes...small, med and large?
Brian: ok
Brian: that works
So...look for our new line of FantASStic! Personal Hygiene products at finer retailers sometime in 2005 and feel free to suggest flavor ideas in the comments section of this entry...
http://www.buttpaste.com
I send it to my friend Brian Bry78 which inspired the following conversation (posted with permission) NOTE: chat log edited for brevity and to correct typos (mainly mine...LOL)
Brian: and WTF is BUTT PASTE????????
Me: LOL...it's a diaper rash creme or something like that
Brian: uh huh, sure
Me: I thought it was some kind of butt cleanser...like toothpaste...LOL
Brian: yeah I can just see Sonicare comming out with a buttbrush
Me: no...ANAL B
Brian: lol gay men everywhere have minty fresh breath and ass
Me: well, wouldnt' that be a nice change for some? LOLROFL
Brian: ewwwww
Brian: but true
Me: OMG...let's invent the stuff!!!! it'll be the "Rimqueen's best friend"
Me: we can have all kinds of flavors....just like toothpaste, cool mint, vanilla, cherry (LOL)
Me: too bad the name "buttpaste" is already taken
Brian: buttwash? buttflush? buttornado?
Me: it's fantASStic!
Brian: lol
Me: that's the name!!! "fantASStic!"
pjinsacramento: OMG...the buttbrush could be called "Breach" by Anal B
Brian: OMG
Me: Cleans every nook and cranny!
Brian: i see a new leading cause of gay death, all those power bottoms that got too hygenic...
Me: is there such a thing as too clean?
Brian: well no
Brian: but when they are cleaning all the way up to their tonsils thru their ass, it could be detremental...
Me: well, we'll have to make sure the handle isn't that long then
Brian: good point
Brian: but what about fat people, they need an extention handle to reach their butt
Me: we can have sizes...small, med and large?
Brian: ok
Brian: that works
So...look for our new line of FantASStic! Personal Hygiene products at finer retailers sometime in 2005 and feel free to suggest flavor ideas in the comments section of this entry...