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Girls’ snoring is cute. Male snoring is revolting. My roommate in college snored like a bastard. It was deafening. You couldn’t stand to be in the same room with him, let alone sleep, and he’d snore for up to twelve hours at a stretch on the couch, because he’d been up for two days prior which is another story. He fell asleep during a party in our room once. I shook him. Nothing. I shook him harder. ZZZZZzzzzzzz. SNORK ARK ARK SNGGORK. I picked up one end of the couch (it was cheap), my other roommate picked up the other end and we shook it and him up and down like it was a violent earthquake. SNGGHORRK nothing. I dumped an ice cold Heineken down his crotch. That woke him up fast! He was pissed.
When it wasn’t a party, one night, my other roommate and I got so pissed off, we taped him. C90, we taped him for all 45 minutes of Side A, put it on Permanent Repeat, plugged headphones in and shoved them on his head. He slept fine.
She told me I snore. Rattled me. After it rattled her. "OK, you don't snore every time, but when you do, damn." Because I was more rattled she wasn't in bed with me when I woke up.
When it wasn’t a party, one night, my other roommate and I got so pissed off, we taped him. C90, we taped him for all 45 minutes of Side A, put it on Permanent Repeat, plugged headphones in and shoved them on his head. He slept fine.
She told me I snore. Rattled me. After it rattled her. "OK, you don't snore every time, but when you do, damn." Because I was more rattled she wasn't in bed with me when I woke up.