McCain made a funny
PAWLEYS ISLAND, South Carolina (AP) - Republican John McCain said Thursday that as president he would appoint Alan Greenspan to lead a review of the nation's tax code - even if the former Federal Reserve chairman was dead.
"If he's alive or dead it doesn't matter. If he's dead, just prop him up and put some dark glasses on him like, like 'Weekend at Bernie's,"' McCain joked. "Let's get the best minds in America together and fix this tax code."
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2007/10/05/mccain-jokes-about-using-greenspan-even-if-hes-dead/#more-2357
I enjoy the image of a dead propped-up Greenspan with some giant sunglasses over his turtle-like face... sitting at a table surrounded by a bunch of IRS suits and lobbyists and they are all kissing his dead ass. Every time a little oxygen shoots out of his decomposing body the DOW goes into chaos.
"If he's alive or dead it doesn't matter. If he's dead, just prop him up and put some dark glasses on him like, like 'Weekend at Bernie's,"' McCain joked. "Let's get the best minds in America together and fix this tax code."
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2007/10/05/mccain-jokes-about-using-greenspan-even-if-hes-dead/#more-2357
I enjoy the image of a dead propped-up Greenspan with some giant sunglasses over his turtle-like face... sitting at a table surrounded by a bunch of IRS suits and lobbyists and they are all kissing his dead ass. Every time a little oxygen shoots out of his decomposing body the DOW goes into chaos.