Fuck Anna Nicole Smith.
So, it turns out that there is a possible link between iranian special forces and insurgents in iraq whose bombs have killed close to 200 soldiers. This is a dreadful story which could lead to military action against yet another shitty desert country that no one cares about except for the oil.
After hearing about this, I open up cnn.com and turn on a news channel on tv, because this is an issue of great concern to me. However..on both I am bombarded not by information on the war and this possible turning point in history, but by information on how "Someone broke into anna nicole's mansion in the bahamas!" and "Custody case of anna nicole's child!" and I am forced to ask "Who gives a flying fuck!?"
I hate the news!
After hearing about this, I open up cnn.com and turn on a news channel on tv, because this is an issue of great concern to me. However..on both I am bombarded not by information on the war and this possible turning point in history, but by information on how "Someone broke into anna nicole's mansion in the bahamas!" and "Custody case of anna nicole's child!" and I am forced to ask "Who gives a flying fuck!?"
I hate the news!