f-in' pwnt
Well..we didn't do our original plan. However, allow me to set the stage.
All last year, my company had Delta company's sacred orange bench. I don't know what's so sacred about it, but they just got it back and their commander warned the company that if it was stolen again, she would smoke (Make them do lots of pushups, sit ups, run, flutter kicks, generally exhausting physical activity used to punish folks) their balls off.
So long story short, using a pair of bolt cutters, black ninja getup, duct tape, a plunger, some 550 cord and planning and execution that can only be attributed to 5 of North Georgia's finest, we not only were able to get the bench on the roof of the dining facility with a half a roll of duct tape wrapped around the plunger and the armrest, but also tie their commander's door shut.
This morning, when the ENTIRE BRIGADE did their physical training on the drill field, it stood gloriously atop the roof, glistening in the sunlight for everyone to see.
The best part was after PT, when 2 of the other operatives and myself sat in the hall and listened to Delta's company commander scream at them(She's a bitch) and smoke the living shit out of them.
Unfortunately, there are no pics, which is why I used words like "glistening" to describe the scene.
All last year, my company had Delta company's sacred orange bench. I don't know what's so sacred about it, but they just got it back and their commander warned the company that if it was stolen again, she would smoke (Make them do lots of pushups, sit ups, run, flutter kicks, generally exhausting physical activity used to punish folks) their balls off.
So long story short, using a pair of bolt cutters, black ninja getup, duct tape, a plunger, some 550 cord and planning and execution that can only be attributed to 5 of North Georgia's finest, we not only were able to get the bench on the roof of the dining facility with a half a roll of duct tape wrapped around the plunger and the armrest, but also tie their commander's door shut.
This morning, when the ENTIRE BRIGADE did their physical training on the drill field, it stood gloriously atop the roof, glistening in the sunlight for everyone to see.
The best part was after PT, when 2 of the other operatives and myself sat in the hall and listened to Delta's company commander scream at them(She's a bitch) and smoke the living shit out of them.
Unfortunately, there are no pics, which is why I used words like "glistening" to describe the scene.