ninth bottle of vodka; [audio; English]

[cccpfuckyeah]

[Offhanded Russian mumbles before he sighs. He speaks, and sounds very bored. In a childish, 'I want a new toy because all of these suck' sort of way. He meant to make this private but... oops.]

America? Been considering your offer.

Maybe we should... for now.

Is lonely, being only 'sane' one here. Sure even you have noticed, right, comrade?

But.. will accept, on one condition.