HOCKEY PLAYER DAEMONS
Hockey players and their daemons! IDK IT'S A DARE OKAY
1. Maxim Lapierre - Crow
Pretty, intelligent, pest. Done. You can't keep a crow down, and they do not give two fucks what you think of them.
2. David Booth - Cocker Spaniel
Great gun dogs, super cute, little dumb. Also, curly blond hair. I used to have a cocker spaniel, his name was Turbo, he was totally the best dog. Also he was inbred and severely retarded.
3. Sidney Crosby - Badger
Partly a colour thing. But also they're industrious, solitary, vicious if provoked.
4. Alex Edler - White-tailed Deer
Linden thinks he's an Eaglet, but Edler's so obviously a deer! Leggy and gentle and with big, pretty eyes!
5. Chris Pronger - Lion
Large and in charge. Large and in charge.
1. Maxim Lapierre - Crow
Pretty, intelligent, pest. Done. You can't keep a crow down, and they do not give two fucks what you think of them.
2. David Booth - Cocker Spaniel
Great gun dogs, super cute, little dumb. Also, curly blond hair. I used to have a cocker spaniel, his name was Turbo, he was totally the best dog. Also he was inbred and severely retarded.
3. Sidney Crosby - Badger
Partly a colour thing. But also they're industrious, solitary, vicious if provoked.
4. Alex Edler - White-tailed Deer
Linden thinks he's an Eaglet, but Edler's so obviously a deer! Leggy and gentle and with big, pretty eyes!
5. Chris Pronger - Lion
Large and in charge. Large and in charge.