Writer's Block: Gender Bender

Jun 15, 2008 16:57

 OMG YES! As you stated, not having a period would be awesome. I would love to never have to worry about shaving again (although, if i was a hairy guy, I would definitely wax the chest). My boobs are somewhat problematic. I am a D-cup, and it is so difficult to find tops that fit right. They are either too loose and frumpy or they are too tight and bustilicious.

The girls can also cause problems at my job because of their large perkiness, so i wear a minimizer that basically just squishes them down. My first year I was strongly encouraged to wear shiny dangly earrings, and necklaces to shift the focus towards my face. I really don't think i would have those problems as a male.

Also, men are not expected to wear makeup. I could save a bundle if I didn't have to buy makeup! I tend to think that men have more comfortable dressy shoes as well. I don't see many of them walking around in heels.

I would hate to have all that testosterone influencing my judgement though. I would also hate to get a hard on everytime I got horny. That would suck.

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