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Joke of the Day
So there is a fish in a pond looking at a fly and he says to himself "If that fly drops just 6 more inches I'll be able to jump up-get it and have a meal"....
Meanwhile there is a bear who is waching the fish who thinks to himself "Hey, if that fly drops just 6 inches the fish will jump and when the fish jumps, I'll grab the fish and have myself a meal".....
Then there was a cat sitting in a nearby tree watching all of this who said to himself "Well hey, if that fly drops 6 inches, the fish will jump and the bear will move to get the fish--all I have to do it pounce on the bear, distract him and take the fish and I'll have myself a meal"....
And sure enough everything goes according to plan--the fly drops 6 inches, the fish jumps to get the fly, the bear jumps to get the fish and the cat is ready to pounce on the bear...
But the cat misses and lands in the pond where the fish once was....
And the moral of this story is???
A fly drops 6 inches and a pussy gets all wet....
So there is a fish in a pond looking at a fly and he says to himself "If that fly drops just 6 more inches I'll be able to jump up-get it and have a meal"....
Meanwhile there is a bear who is waching the fish who thinks to himself "Hey, if that fly drops just 6 inches the fish will jump and when the fish jumps, I'll grab the fish and have myself a meal".....
Then there was a cat sitting in a nearby tree watching all of this who said to himself "Well hey, if that fly drops 6 inches, the fish will jump and the bear will move to get the fish--all I have to do it pounce on the bear, distract him and take the fish and I'll have myself a meal"....
And sure enough everything goes according to plan--the fly drops 6 inches, the fish jumps to get the fly, the bear jumps to get the fish and the cat is ready to pounce on the bear...
But the cat misses and lands in the pond where the fish once was....
And the moral of this story is???
A fly drops 6 inches and a pussy gets all wet....