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May 13, 2006 00:05

I gotta gripe and get this off my chest. Warped Tour, the annual touring "punk" festival, has over 60 different corporate sponsors.

You know, punk, the ANTI of almost everything. Is sponsered by all of the following:

Cingular Wireless, Volcom Entertainment, Major League Baseball, Energizer Batteries, Monster Energy Drinks, Virgin Records, Sony ( Read more... )

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intarwebpolice May 13 2006, 17:25:25 UTC
I am still waiting for the proof where they claim they are a "punk" festival.

I'd just go because of the bands, i couldn't give two shits about the sponsors.

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itsnotstevecuff May 13 2006, 20:44:46 UTC
If you pay me $30 i'll shit in your ears. This way you can avoid standing in the hot sun all day.

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cbrite May 14 2006, 03:28:08 UTC
I couldn't put it any other way.

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intarwebpolice May 14 2006, 03:31:27 UTC
it gives me a nice tan little one.

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double posts be damned itsnotstevecuff May 13 2006, 20:49:19 UTC
also: "Warped Tour is a touring punk/ska music and extreme sports festival."

go to google. type "what is warped tour"

this is the first thing that comes up.

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Re: double posts be damned intarwebpolice May 14 2006, 03:31:57 UTC
yeah but do they themselves declare it?

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Re: double posts be damned itsnotstevecuff May 15 2006, 03:42:49 UTC
they? If the warped tour was a person and not a corporate cluster fuck I would ask them.

the point is you're paying between $30 and $40 bucks on a ticket to go see a whole slew of bands that sound exactly alike. Furthermore, you're paying out the ass for food and water while johnny jackass tries to to sell you a volcom t-shirt or a cell phone or some gold bond medicated foot powder (I don't get that either, just read that sponsor list). It just gets worse and worse every year, and strays further from the punk rock ideals the festival was founded on.

Anyone over the age 15 or 16 that actually buys into this shit is a fucking moron. I can see from your user info that you're 21 and live in utah. This explains a lot.

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Re: double posts be damned intarwebpolice May 15 2006, 04:08:45 UTC
Wow. Yeah sure does explain a lot, I'm not in Michigan and I am Twenty one.

I thought this "anti punk" or "punk is dead" bullshit is over, I like what I like I don't think I would let some festival that has sponsors, that started off as an sponsored event hence the "VANS warped tour", but truly they do not advertise it as that. I plan on not going just because I don't care to get crowded by people and there's only one band I would go see.

Also I was just fucking around with Andy- no need to jump to conclusions.

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Re: double posts be damned cbrite May 16 2006, 00:26:30 UTC
The festival is less about punk now and more about emo bands. It looks like the entire Tooth & Nail roster is playing this year.

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Re: double posts be damned intarwebpolice May 16 2006, 04:09:02 UTC
I just want to blow justin from mcs. but there is planty of other guys i can blow.

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Re: double posts be damned cbrite May 16 2006, 06:15:50 UTC
Damn, I shoul start a screamo band.

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Re: double posts be damned intarwebpolice May 16 2006, 07:01:35 UTC
hahaha, yeah you have to be the singer. singers get the most ass

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Re: double posts be damned cbrite May 16 2006, 23:22:26 UTC
I can definitely whine like a little bitch.

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Re: double posts be damned intarwebpolice May 15 2006, 04:12:03 UTC
Oh wow I lost track of thought.

But fuck what is wrong with Utah? I like it.

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Re: double posts be damned itsnotstevecuff May 15 2006, 04:57:51 UTC
its nothing but meth labs, dirt, and mormons.

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Re: double posts be damned intarwebpolice May 15 2006, 05:58:33 UTC
There are more mexicans then Mormans. But mormans put out like whoa.

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