1. Who are you? Dave, or if we're still using those retarded nicknames, I am "The Grill." 2. Are we friends? Yea we're pals 3. When and how did we meet? St. Mary's. I only used to like you because you brought Game Boy to lunch. 4. How have I affected you? You gave me your kidney when I was in need. 5. What do you think of me? You used to have too many bloody noses, you like(d) to "belch," but all around, I hate you. 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? The three days in which we saw Green Day twice. The hot chicks, the bar, the concert, the stalking, the 9.5's, and the rest. 7. How long do you think we will be friends? Uhhh...since, i want to say kindergarten or 1st grade. 8. Do you love me? Now That I Can Dance...Watch Me Now... 9. Do you have a crush on me? I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about...pssshhhh...a crush on you.... 10. Would you kiss me? I probably have 11. Would you hug me? Yea sure, you're a clean guy 12. Physically, what stands out? you massive biceps 13. Emotionally, what stands out? the feelings that drive you to strive for perfect biceps. 14. Do you wish I was cooler? Couldn't hurt. 15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? I'm telepathically sending you my answer. 16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. The Cannister...You Know Why. 17. Am I loveable? Like a tank 18. How long have you known me? Didn't you ask me this already asshole? 19. Describe me in one word. Bacon 20. What was your first impression? I like his Game Boy 21. Do you still think that way about me now? Game Boy is so 10 years ago. Now I use you for your car. 22. What do you think my weakness is? your balls. Kick those and you go right down. 23. Do you think I'll get married? Yea 24. What makes me happy? Boobs 25. What makes me sad? Seeing that the body that has boobs also has a penis. 26. What reminds you of me? Seeing someone do something obscure with their limbs. 27. If you could give me anything what would it be? A knuckle sammidge 29. How well do you know me? Well enough 29. When's the last time you saw me? Monday at the Thursday show 30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? on occasion 31. Do you think I could kill someone? Via methane gas, absolutely 32. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you? ya whatever.
2. Are we friends? Yea we're pals
3. When and how did we meet? St. Mary's. I only used to like you because you brought Game Boy to lunch.
4. How have I affected you? You gave me your kidney when I was in need.
5. What do you think of me? You used to have too many bloody noses, you like(d) to "belch," but all around, I hate you.
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? The three days in which we saw Green Day twice. The hot chicks, the bar, the concert, the stalking, the 9.5's, and the rest.
7. How long do you think we will be friends? Uhhh...since, i want to say kindergarten or 1st grade.
8. Do you love me? Now That I Can Dance...Watch Me Now...
9. Do you have a crush on me? I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about...pssshhhh...a crush on you....
10. Would you kiss me? I probably have
11. Would you hug me? Yea sure, you're a clean guy
12. Physically, what stands out? you massive biceps
13. Emotionally, what stands out? the feelings that drive you to strive for perfect biceps.
14. Do you wish I was cooler? Couldn't hurt.
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? I'm telepathically sending you my answer.
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. The Cannister...You Know Why.
17. Am I loveable? Like a tank
18. How long have you known me? Didn't you ask me this already asshole?
19. Describe me in one word. Bacon
20. What was your first impression? I like his Game Boy
21. Do you still think that way about me now? Game Boy is so 10 years ago. Now I use you for your car.
22. What do you think my weakness is? your balls. Kick those and you go right down.
23. Do you think I'll get married? Yea
24. What makes me happy? Boobs
25. What makes me sad? Seeing that the body that has boobs also has a penis.
26. What reminds you of me? Seeing someone do something obscure with their limbs.
27. If you could give me anything what would it be? A knuckle sammidge
29. How well do you know me? Well enough
29. When's the last time you saw me? Monday at the Thursday show
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? on occasion
31. Do you think I could kill someone? Via methane gas, absolutely
32. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you? ya whatever.
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