Character meme... hehehe....

Aug 28, 2005 13:46

First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions.
You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

1. Hamlet
2. Mercutio (R&J)
3. Erik (Phantom of the Opera)
4. Tybalt (R&J)
5. Paul Baumer (All Quiet on the Western Front)
6. Ophelia (Hamlet)
7. Eowyn (LOTR)
8. Pippin (LOTR)
9. Lady Macbeth (I SAID IT HAHA)
10. Harold Hill (The Music Man... XD)
11. Alexander the Great... okay, he's not really a character, but there's been so much fiction written about him...
12. Boromir (LOTR)


Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Holy crap, would the power balance in that relationship ever be skewed. O_O No, I have never read one, but I think I'd like to just to see how it would work.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Yes. Very.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
EWWWWW. >___< A very medium-sized child?

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
No... I'm sure there are some, but I haven't seen any that look any good.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?
OMG Crazy!Ophelia/Normal!Mercutio OTP!!111 No, but seriously, I think he'd mess her up. And that wouldn't be good. Or he'd really piss her off with his womanizing-oversexed-ness.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Ick. Poor Paul. I'm going with Paul/Lady MacB, though, because Harold Hill would drive Paul to the end of his angsty rope with all his OMG!HappyOptimism! :P And Lady MacB sort of sees the world all morbidly in the same way as Paul... only she likes it. But still. Poor Paul.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
...watch? XD But OMFG, Mercutio/Boromir would be hot...

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
The Phantom gets tired of Harold Hill's desecration of music and decides to give the fake music professor a real musical education...

O_O Erik/Harold Hill is musical love.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Aww, I can sort of see Pippin cheering Hamlet up. Unless Hamlet thought he was dumb and shallow and hated him. :P

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
I can so TOTALLY see this happening (they're even in the same fandom)! But I'm having problems with a title. "Be Strong", perhaps? With Depressed-Shieldmaiden!Eowyn and I-only-love-war!Boromir? *is weirdly plot-bunnied*

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Hamlet takes a vacation to Verona? :D (Tybalt/Hamlet... weird, but I can see it.)

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Perhaps. It's possible, anyway, because there are some Eowyn/Arwen fics out there (though I think the pairing is totally wrong).

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
...maybe? Maybe Cecille? Erik/Christine is like, EVERYWHERE. :P

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Nope. And it's too bad.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Holy crap, the ANGST! Mercutio/Tybalt/Paul! *dies* Maybe if I BEGGED valmora... or arsinyk...

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
*NOT GOING TO THINK ABOUT IT*

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Whoa, I have no idea. :P A happy Celtic kind of thing.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
ANGST. And possibly masochism. >__< (But OMG! Hamlet/Ophelia, an ACTUAL CANON PAIRING!! And with Boromir in there, Jesus, what a whole lot of pride... I can see Ophelia going for Boromir. And it's weird.)

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
"Hey, I know how to blow a horn..." (*pain*)

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
NEVER. And I WANT one. Come on, where are all the angsty anti-war teens to write about Paul?

What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Flowers. XD And men who hate women. And possibly Horatio, because I think Hamlet and Horatio are gettin' it on and Ophelia knows about it... *really wants to see a fic with Horatio-and-Ophelia interaction*

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Ooh... maybe drunk, because Lady MacB is a whole lot like Olympias, and Alexander has the whole Oedipal thing... *squick*

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Eowyn. Or Erik. Or Eowyn. They take turns. Or fight about it. (Eowyn/Erik? WTF?)

One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three. What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Translation: Hamlet and Lady Macbeth are in a happy relationship (HAPPY??!!) until Lady Macbeth suddenly runs off with Tybalt. Hamlet, broken-hearted (hah), has a hot one-night stand with Alexander the Great (a hot, CRAZILY EMOTIONALLY LOADED one-night stand) and a brief unhappy affair with Boromir, then follows the wise advice of Paul Baumer (Paul gives wise advice?) and finds true love with Erik. (Aww, morbid love.)

I would call it "Dead Roses". Because really. Hamlet/Erik? They'd never come out of their cave again. They'd sit around and talk about society and skulls and sink scarily deep into depression. O_o I'd say acern, valmora, and arsinyk would read it, just for all the slash. And, umm... I think valmora again, to write it, because she do angst good. :P

My mind! It has been INVADED by WEIRD PAIRINGS! O_o This was very fun, though.

shakespeare, lotr, fandom, meme, otp

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