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1. How tall are you barefoot?
6ft
2. Have you ever smoked ?
sure
3. Do you own a gun?
No
4. Rehab?
i've given up sobriety
5. Would you ever "do" someone in their parent's bed?
No
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
tasty treats
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
Christmas Shoes?? -just kidding!!
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
coffee
9. Do you do push-ups?
yes
10. Say something about your day?
last first day for my masters degree
11. Are you vegan?
i like meat
12. Do you like painkillers?
wouldn't know
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite ?
the opposite what? sex? i lure them in with bait and quickly throw them back into the ocean
14. Do you own a knife?
yes
15. Do you have A.D.D.?
what was the question?
16. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings?
no clue
17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
1. i hate commercials
2. it's fuckin cold outside
3. how long until i leave for hawai'i?
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought:
today?
1. dinner
2. caramel machiato
3. friends
19. Name five drinks you regularly drink:
1. sapphire on the rocks
2. sapphire martini
3. sapphire and tonic
4. caramel machiato
5. beafeater and tonic
20. What time did you wake up today?
8:45am
21. Current hair?
yes, i currently have hair
22. Current worry?
next year and lance
23. Current music/tv?
Seinfeld - comedy central was showing some stupid mexican comedian
24. Favorite place to be?
stupid question
25. Least favorite place to be?
again...
26. Where would you like to go?
to Heaven
27. What do you wear when you go to sleep?
boxers
28. What do you think you'll be doing in 10 years?
not living in wisconsin
29. Do you burn or tan?
tan
30. Last thing you ate?
granola bar
31. Would you be a pirate?
i already am
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
last night
33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
too many to list
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
burglars, demons, aliens and leprechauns [thank you Irish granny]
35. What's in your pockets right now:
you tell me ;)
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
the pompous and retarded comments of the composition students in my last class
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
no clue
39. What are your dreams like?
incredibly accurate and through the eyes of a cracked-out opium abuser
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
2
41. Who is your loudest friend?
Andy Thone - he beats all of your friends. trust me.
42. Who is your most silent friend?
i dont have silent friends
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
certainly
44. Do you wish on stars?
do i wish on propane tanks? i dont really see the difference
45. What is your favorite book?
psh...
46. What is your favorite candy?
psh....
47. What song do you want played at your wedding?
i'm not allowed to have a wedding because of tight-ass conservative assholes who run our country
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
The Unanswered Question
6ft
2. Have you ever smoked ?
sure
3. Do you own a gun?
No
4. Rehab?
i've given up sobriety
5. Would you ever "do" someone in their parent's bed?
No
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
tasty treats
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
Christmas Shoes?? -just kidding!!
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
coffee
9. Do you do push-ups?
yes
10. Say something about your day?
last first day for my masters degree
11. Are you vegan?
i like meat
12. Do you like painkillers?
wouldn't know
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite ?
the opposite what? sex? i lure them in with bait and quickly throw them back into the ocean
14. Do you own a knife?
yes
15. Do you have A.D.D.?
what was the question?
16. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings?
no clue
17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
1. i hate commercials
2. it's fuckin cold outside
3. how long until i leave for hawai'i?
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought:
today?
1. dinner
2. caramel machiato
3. friends
19. Name five drinks you regularly drink:
1. sapphire on the rocks
2. sapphire martini
3. sapphire and tonic
4. caramel machiato
5. beafeater and tonic
20. What time did you wake up today?
8:45am
21. Current hair?
yes, i currently have hair
22. Current worry?
next year and lance
23. Current music/tv?
Seinfeld - comedy central was showing some stupid mexican comedian
24. Favorite place to be?
stupid question
25. Least favorite place to be?
again...
26. Where would you like to go?
to Heaven
27. What do you wear when you go to sleep?
boxers
28. What do you think you'll be doing in 10 years?
not living in wisconsin
29. Do you burn or tan?
tan
30. Last thing you ate?
granola bar
31. Would you be a pirate?
i already am
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
last night
33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
too many to list
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
burglars, demons, aliens and leprechauns [thank you Irish granny]
35. What's in your pockets right now:
you tell me ;)
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
the pompous and retarded comments of the composition students in my last class
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
no clue
39. What are your dreams like?
incredibly accurate and through the eyes of a cracked-out opium abuser
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
2
41. Who is your loudest friend?
Andy Thone - he beats all of your friends. trust me.
42. Who is your most silent friend?
i dont have silent friends
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
certainly
44. Do you wish on stars?
do i wish on propane tanks? i dont really see the difference
45. What is your favorite book?
psh...
46. What is your favorite candy?
psh....
47. What song do you want played at your wedding?
i'm not allowed to have a wedding because of tight-ass conservative assholes who run our country
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
The Unanswered Question