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so today was *gasp* one month for dan and i. party. so yeah. today was a really good day. i dont think anything could ruin it.
funny shit:
A man walked into a 7-11, put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled--leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? Fifteen dollars.
When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan, refused to hand over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the police. They still refused, so the robber called the police and was arrested.
The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits.
A company trying to continue its five-year perfect safety record showed its workers a film aimed at encouraging the use of safety goggles on the job. According to Industrial Machinery News, the film's depiction of gory industrial accidents was so graphic that twenty-five workers suffered minor injuries in their rush to leave the screening room. Thirteen others fainted, and one man required seven stitches after he cut his head falling off a chair while watching the film. [not so safe now are they ms lewis?]
After surgeon Rolando Sanchez amputated the wrong leg of a patient at University Community Hospital in Tampa, Florida, the hospital started a new policy of writing the word "No" on patients' limbs that are not supposed to be removed.
The 26-year-old driver of a 1989 Ford Probe that ran off the road and into a tree in rural Anne Arundel County, MD, told a motorist who stopped to help that he was intoxicated and needed to get out of the area before police arrived. The driver of the second car identified himself as Detective Thomas Middleton, an undercover police officer, who said that the drunk driver then admitted also having 14 grams of marijuana. [just for you Z!]
im out. te amo. xoxo
funny shit:
A man walked into a 7-11, put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled--leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? Fifteen dollars.
When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan, refused to hand over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the police. They still refused, so the robber called the police and was arrested.
The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits.
A company trying to continue its five-year perfect safety record showed its workers a film aimed at encouraging the use of safety goggles on the job. According to Industrial Machinery News, the film's depiction of gory industrial accidents was so graphic that twenty-five workers suffered minor injuries in their rush to leave the screening room. Thirteen others fainted, and one man required seven stitches after he cut his head falling off a chair while watching the film. [not so safe now are they ms lewis?]
After surgeon Rolando Sanchez amputated the wrong leg of a patient at University Community Hospital in Tampa, Florida, the hospital started a new policy of writing the word "No" on patients' limbs that are not supposed to be removed.
The 26-year-old driver of a 1989 Ford Probe that ran off the road and into a tree in rural Anne Arundel County, MD, told a motorist who stopped to help that he was intoxicated and needed to get out of the area before police arrived. The driver of the second car identified himself as Detective Thomas Middleton, an undercover police officer, who said that the drunk driver then admitted also having 14 grams of marijuana. [just for you Z!]
im out. te amo. xoxo