The greatest chain letter you will ever read.
The London Expo was an occasion of absolute wonder. I'll post about it properly when I've sorted out the photos (I want to thumbnail them and then link to larger versions on deviantart), but for now, suffice it to say that it was worth the cost and then some.
I've already uploaded some of the photos to facebook, and while I was meandering aimlessly around the groups on there (I know, such a respectable way to spend my time) I ran across a chain letter. In a mindless frame of mind, I read it. Now I'm convinced that it is nothing other than an elaborate and wonderful parody of all those "repost this 383702 times or Bloody Mary will eat your eyes, and by the way it also knows who you'll marry" spam messages that flood the internets.
I won't even try to pick out everything that's wrong with it, but the first section's timeline (let's be charitable and call it creative) and the repeated "see more" message are pretty awesome.
Cassie and her friend were at home with there older sister. Their older sister was planing on going out, and told them to not answer the door for anyone and to keep everything locked. Cassie and her friend went online looking at scary chain letters and laughing at how they weren't ever true. The didn... See more’t believe in any of the chains and went to bed. Unfortunately, they forgot to lock the doors. Cassie’s friend had been murdered in the middle of the night. Quickly and frightened, Cassie went and reposted every chain letter they had read. After waking up in the morning she saw something that looked like a face that was very red staring back at her in the mirror. But did not see her face. She ran down stairs and looked in a different mirror. Still seeing the same face she touched hers. She then looked at her hand and it was covered in something red and watery. Her skin was burned and bloody. News around her town had told about the murder of Cassie’s friend. Cassie’s sister arrived home later that night, not yet seeing the news. Cassie told her sister what had happened and her sister was in denial. Her sister reported that Cassie had gone insane and put her into a Mental Hospital. Years past, and Cassie had died of a rare disease. Cassie came back for revenge towards her sister and the murderer. The murderer was never found. Nearly hours after Cassie’s revenge her sister was found dead. The man who found Cassie’s sister bloody with stab wounds on the floor spotted a faint, red, shadow. This was Cassie’s shadow. The man heard a whisper and he could make out small words saying “You didn’t see anything.”
If you don’t repost this chain to at least 6 people in the next 10 minutes, Cassie will haunt you too. This is not fake. Don’t believe me? Read below.
Case 1: Ashley Duran read this. She hates chains and ignored this. The next night, Ashley’s parents couldn’t find her. They could see blood in the shape of her body in her bed. Her mother killed herself and her father was guilty of murder.
Case 2: Jessica saw this this chain. She posted it to just 5 people. Not good enough, Jessica. Not good enough. Jessica is currently in a coma and she may never wake up again.... See More... See More... See more... See more... See more.. Case 3: Justin Carehard only read a little bit of the story. He didn’t post it at all. There have been searches for him. Nobody ever saw a fingerprint or anything. There is no sign of him. Almost as if he has vanished into thin air 1997 a girl named Lauren was walking in a forest and suddenly disappeared; she hadn't been discovered untill 2000 when a young girl named Mary found Lauren's body which had chest markings that said, "I... See more... See More... See More... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See More... See More... See more... See more... See More... See more... See More... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More
wasn't pretty enough." Lauren's ghost will appear in your mirror,... See More
telling you that you're not pretty enough and she will kill you. She'll will repeatedly tell you" The same happened to Mary, and she died shortly
after. To save yourself, copy and paste this into five other band's comment boxes. THIS IS TRUE! Since you have started reading this, do not stop. Keep in mind that you need to send this to five other bands in 143 minutes. When you're finished, press "F6" and your crush's name
will appear on your computer screen in big letters as a "reward" for preventing yourself from being killed
tl;dr: Cassie's friend was murdered in the night, and Cassie's first thought was to repost a bunch of chain letters they'd read. Then she went back to bed. Then she woke up in the morning, and noticed that her face was burned and bloody when she saw it in a mirror. Then it was still that night and Cassie's sister had her sent to an asylum for thinking her friend was dead, even though said friend was at the very least missing. Now Cassie is a vengeful ghost, and some other people died or went missing so that's proof, I guess. Oh, and the F6 key can read your mind!
This is terrifying stuff, you guys, and now that I've blogged it I've gone and shared the curse. Maybe it would have been kinder of me to just post smile.dog a half-dozen times.
I now want "See More" to be an arc phrase in a horror story. Maybe I should make this happen.
I've already uploaded some of the photos to facebook, and while I was meandering aimlessly around the groups on there (I know, such a respectable way to spend my time) I ran across a chain letter. In a mindless frame of mind, I read it. Now I'm convinced that it is nothing other than an elaborate and wonderful parody of all those "repost this 383702 times or Bloody Mary will eat your eyes, and by the way it also knows who you'll marry" spam messages that flood the internets.
I won't even try to pick out everything that's wrong with it, but the first section's timeline (let's be charitable and call it creative) and the repeated "see more" message are pretty awesome.
Cassie and her friend were at home with there older sister. Their older sister was planing on going out, and told them to not answer the door for anyone and to keep everything locked. Cassie and her friend went online looking at scary chain letters and laughing at how they weren't ever true. The didn... See more’t believe in any of the chains and went to bed. Unfortunately, they forgot to lock the doors. Cassie’s friend had been murdered in the middle of the night. Quickly and frightened, Cassie went and reposted every chain letter they had read. After waking up in the morning she saw something that looked like a face that was very red staring back at her in the mirror. But did not see her face. She ran down stairs and looked in a different mirror. Still seeing the same face she touched hers. She then looked at her hand and it was covered in something red and watery. Her skin was burned and bloody. News around her town had told about the murder of Cassie’s friend. Cassie’s sister arrived home later that night, not yet seeing the news. Cassie told her sister what had happened and her sister was in denial. Her sister reported that Cassie had gone insane and put her into a Mental Hospital. Years past, and Cassie had died of a rare disease. Cassie came back for revenge towards her sister and the murderer. The murderer was never found. Nearly hours after Cassie’s revenge her sister was found dead. The man who found Cassie’s sister bloody with stab wounds on the floor spotted a faint, red, shadow. This was Cassie’s shadow. The man heard a whisper and he could make out small words saying “You didn’t see anything.”
If you don’t repost this chain to at least 6 people in the next 10 minutes, Cassie will haunt you too. This is not fake. Don’t believe me? Read below.
Case 1: Ashley Duran read this. She hates chains and ignored this. The next night, Ashley’s parents couldn’t find her. They could see blood in the shape of her body in her bed. Her mother killed herself and her father was guilty of murder.
Case 2: Jessica saw this this chain. She posted it to just 5 people. Not good enough, Jessica. Not good enough. Jessica is currently in a coma and she may never wake up again.... See More... See More... See more... See more... See more.. Case 3: Justin Carehard only read a little bit of the story. He didn’t post it at all. There have been searches for him. Nobody ever saw a fingerprint or anything. There is no sign of him. Almost as if he has vanished into thin air 1997 a girl named Lauren was walking in a forest and suddenly disappeared; she hadn't been discovered untill 2000 when a young girl named Mary found Lauren's body which had chest markings that said, "I... See more... See More... See More... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See More... See More... See more... See more... See More... See more... See More... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More
wasn't pretty enough." Lauren's ghost will appear in your mirror,... See More
telling you that you're not pretty enough and she will kill you. She'll will repeatedly tell you" The same happened to Mary, and she died shortly
after. To save yourself, copy and paste this into five other band's comment boxes. THIS IS TRUE! Since you have started reading this, do not stop. Keep in mind that you need to send this to five other bands in 143 minutes. When you're finished, press "F6" and your crush's name
will appear on your computer screen in big letters as a "reward" for preventing yourself from being killed
tl;dr: Cassie's friend was murdered in the night, and Cassie's first thought was to repost a bunch of chain letters they'd read. Then she went back to bed. Then she woke up in the morning, and noticed that her face was burned and bloody when she saw it in a mirror. Then it was still that night and Cassie's sister had her sent to an asylum for thinking her friend was dead, even though said friend was at the very least missing. Now Cassie is a vengeful ghost, and some other people died or went missing so that's proof, I guess. Oh, and the F6 key can read your mind!
This is terrifying stuff, you guys, and now that I've blogged it I've gone and shared the curse. Maybe it would have been kinder of me to just post smile.dog a half-dozen times.
I now want "See More" to be an arc phrase in a horror story. Maybe I should make this happen.