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Ok, so there are these three doctors out playing a round of golf together. The first doctor starts to brag about his work saying,
"I once had a patient who had all of his fingers sliced off in a carpentry accident. I was able to re-attach every single one, and now, that patient is a famous concert pianist."
The second doctor looks at him and says,
"Well, that is impresive, but I once had a patient who had her arms and legs ripped off in a car accident. I sewed her back up and she went on to become a famous ballarina!"
The third doctor chimes in then and says,
"Thats nothing! One of my patients was a cowboy. He would ride his horse everywhere, they were inseperable. But one day they were both completely blown apart in a freak explosion. All they could give me was the horses ass and the cowboy hat, but I sewed them up and NOW HE'S THE PRESIDENT!"
"I once had a patient who had all of his fingers sliced off in a carpentry accident. I was able to re-attach every single one, and now, that patient is a famous concert pianist."
The second doctor looks at him and says,
"Well, that is impresive, but I once had a patient who had her arms and legs ripped off in a car accident. I sewed her back up and she went on to become a famous ballarina!"
The third doctor chimes in then and says,
"Thats nothing! One of my patients was a cowboy. He would ride his horse everywhere, they were inseperable. But one day they were both completely blown apart in a freak explosion. All they could give me was the horses ass and the cowboy hat, but I sewed them up and NOW HE'S THE PRESIDENT!"