SPECTRA LEGACY: 1.5 & VOTE FOR HEIR!
So, we begin this cold Spring day with Autumn on the slide.
Autumn: Weee!
And there's Coral playing video games like she has no life.
Coral: Lalala, can't hear you bitch! Playing some SSX3.
Well.. everything - including Coral's bad language - seems to be normal around the house.
But of course, Parker has to make the day exciting.
Wait for it..
Wait for it...
Leo: OH MY GOD PARKER! -eyebrows raise to the high-
He was a late bloomer.. and a slow kid in high school, so don't mind him.
Does the blue bolt look a little familiar to anyone?
Carrot Harry Potter: OUCH. THAT MUST HURTTT!
Coral: Hey guys, wass popping?
Coral: OH EW. PARKER, LIKE WTF MAN!
Carrot: OH! THE HORROR! I can't take it anymore! -looks away-
-eyebrows STILL up high-
Parker: Ahh.. I'm okay I'm okay!
Coral: Are you sure dude? There's like electric currents running through your body stil..
Leo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Come on Leo, be mature! He's not fully mooning you.. his underwear has holes in it.
Parker: Hm, it seems hot in this dishwasher.
PARKER. SERIOUSLY. All the bleach is getting to your head!
Leo: Parker! Stop!
Parker: No, no, it's okay! This is what you pay me for! I'll only get burns!
Leo: YEAH. You'll be saying that at your funeral.
Coral: STOP ARGUING AND GET AWAY FROM THE DAMN FIRE!
Finally! Someone in this family with some sense!
You can see how far away the fireman was at the time from the fire.
And this also displays my horrible decoration skills. S'ok, you'll see in the entry it'll be better.
Autumn: NOOOO!
Fireman: It's okay little girl! Everything's going to be alright.
Autumn: THAT WAS A PERFECTLY GOOD FIRE. WHY WOULD YOU KILL SOMETHING SO BEAUTIFUL?
You obviously have some problems Autumn.
Ka-ching.
I see you're not far from starting your own fire there, Autumn.
It's Coral + Carrot's first day of High School!
Loving the default uniforms.
First day of school, Carrot brings home a hot one.
Woah there honey, there's no need to burn a hole through the screens of the people reading..
OKAY. Almost at your LTW.
Red + Yellow overload!
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Look at this model to be!
Electra: Gotta phew phew look like phew phew Coral!
Hey Electra! Haven't seen you in a while! We got her working on some skills so the idea of reaching
her Life Time Want woudn't be such a stretch. Here we are working on our body skills.
And charisma skills...
Blonde Guy: You legal yet?
Coral: -ignores- Ou, pretty lamp!
So, the lack of orange in the house was kind of bugging me. I downloaded tons of outfits and chose
to recolor an outfit orange and add "Smart Tart." Likey?
Carrot: Okay.. I'm not saying this to get in your pants or anything.. trust me, that's the last thing I'd wanna do.
But it's weird because I really like you. You're kind of beautiful.
Aw! Carrot! That's so sweet!
Kendra: ... Umm.
KENDRA? WTF is KENDRA?
NEAR SUNSET
Meet Kendra Tale. Bitch took my compliment from Carrot.
Kendra: Yeah.. listen. I know you think I'm beautiful and all.. but I really am not interested..
Carrot: Oh.. -sizzle- that's okay. I'll just go to my bed crying k? You hurt my feelings bitch. So die in a hell hole.
I LIKE THE NEW CARROT.
Carrot seemed to have slept off the rejection last night. I know. The rooms lack decoration. Horrible me!
This officially makes Coral, Carrot and Autumn the best kids ever.
And this officially makes Leo the best husband ever.
Carrot: OH MY GOD COLEEN. WHY CAN'T I GET A GIRL?
Maybe you're not meant to have a girlfriend? It's okaaay! No one's rushing you!
Carrot: WHADDA YOU MEAN NO ONE'S RUSHING ME? THIS IS THE UPDATE FOR FUCKING HEIR.
Okay.. calm down.
Get ready for the minor makeover of the house!
JEOPARDY SONG PLAYS
DO DO DO DO DO DO DO.
DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO.
DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO.
DO DO DO DO DO DO DO.
I told you guys I tried! The bottom looks very empty because I ran out of money. Nothing Electra/Leo coming
home can fix!
But really.. who cares. This scrumptious pop tart came by with Coral.
William Darga Scumptious Pop Tart: Sup. I'm cute.
Coral: JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE CUTE IT DOESN'T MEAN IMA LET YOU WIN MY GAME.
You can definitely tell who would wear the pants if these two got married.
PURE JOY.
But you're still a loner Leo.
Leo: WHO'SE YOUR DADDY?
Charlie. Thanks for asking.
Scrumptious Pop Tart: Wow.. I've never seen how red you were in the light. -nervous laugh-
And yet you two have TWO bolts?
And you send mixed feelings Pop Tart. You confuse both me and Coral.
Coral: WHY CAN'T HE LET ME HAVE HIM?!
Just take it one step at a time darling. One step at a time.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AUTUMN!
Autumn: K, this is my moment! I wish I had-
Leo: -sexy model walk-
Coral: Uhh.. She could use a makeover.
A makeover it shall be!
Since you rolled romance Autumn. I kind of gave you.. an out there look. You know? Like sexy school girl.
Autumn: It didn't work but I still like it. You did an okay job!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
The sad thing about red skin is that you can never tell if your teens have acne. Like our dear friend Carrot over here.
Carrot: Where is it? I can't find it!
Coral owns Carrot.
Autumn owns Coral. Carrot is upset he didn't own Coral.
Coral is upset she got owned by Autumn. Oh you kids.
And through it all..
They still find a way to have time for each other.
Autumn: I think we should rob a bank.. it'll make us rich!
Coral: I heard mom and dad said we were on the verge of being broke!
Autumn: Yeah, we should TOTALLY go rob a bank. Maybe Carrot's magical wizard powers will help.
Carrot: OH YEAH MAYBE IT CAN. fuck you Autumn.
Leo&Electra: We raised fucked up kids.
Coral: COME ON WILLIAM. COME OVER... WHAT. WHY?
Coral: -listens intently.-
Coral: If you don't come over.. ghosts are gonna come eat you alive.
William: -fuzzy voice makes language unclear-
Coral: YEAH THEY CAN SO EAT. THEY EAT YOUR SOUL.
Coral: I'll make my brother Carrot the Wizard come and get you!
William: jfgjlkgjdlkgjdljgldk
Coral: Yeah, and he'll even bring Harry, Hermione and even Ron!
I'm pretty sure this want of Leo's will be fullfilled throughout his elder years. So let's give it a try!
Our very first puppy/kitten is Shadow everone! He grew up the next day. Bye bye!
Now.. this is what you call a "Jumping on the Couch With Autumn and Coral" spam.
End. There were about 20 more pictures. But do you really think I'd wanna post all of them up?
Well I actually did.. but I'm quite lazy.
Cut to Carrot off to his first day of work!
Carrot: I am so embarrased.
Hey, if you wanna become a prestigiator, this is what you have to start off with! It's the closest thing to a wizard.
UP NEXT
The big day has come for our legacy founder!
What will she look like? WHO will be heir?
Catch it next time with the Spectra's and thanks for reading!
VOTE FOR HEIR!
AND AUTUMN. I forgot to put text on her. Curse of the youngest; always forgotten.