PEAKE LEGACY: 2.1
So, where we last left off, Liberty was being taken away by the Grim Reaper.
Grim: You see here, Mrs. Peake? Your time is up. All the little salt things dropped to one side.
Lib: I'm blind and old. How can I notice! Let me see that!
Lib: OMGS, NOOO! I'm not OLD, I MEAN I'M YOUNG.
Sheldon: POURQUOI?! *sobs*
My game was acting all glitchy.. so this is what it looks like.
All the mourning stopped when the inheritance money showed up. Notice how Sebastian and Lillian get the most.
Yee hah. And don't mind Lillian's hunger need..
But that didn't stop Alegra from mourning over Lib. Poor kitty. Lib was the only one who gave Alegra all the attention.
And Lib misses her first grandchild being born by this much! Why grim reaper, why?
Lill: SHUT UP COLEEN. I DON'T SEE YOUR TUMMY BULGING. OOOW, THIS HURTS.
Lill: MY CLOTHES ARE GETTING RUINED FROM MY BIG BELLY.
Just breathe Lill, just breathe.
Lill: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Now, wasn't that worth all the pain?
Lill: ZOMGS. Of course! Aww come here you!
This is Forrest Peake.
Aur: WHY NOOW?! I MADE YOU BREAKFAST!
Isn't Forrest such a cuite patootie!?
Lill: These clothes again?! Why?!
I have this feeling why..
Lill: Tell me!
Lill: Oh.. shit.
Sheldon: Come here Forrest, you're my special little boy.
AW! SHELDON. You're such a good dad!
Uh yeah nevermind.
Shel: Ey, babe. Call me.
Why do you do this on your sons birthday? And wtf is that stinking in the corner?
Shel: Your face.
Don't know why this picture doesn't have a border.
Shel: *blows out candles* FEEL MY MUSCLE FORREST.
Seb: Mmm, I smell burnt tings.
... maybe a makeover could be some of use?
Lill: OMGS, YES PLEASE. His hair is killing me!
You're not the only one darling, you're not the only one.
Shabam. Makeovers go a long long way. Look at that piece of apple pie!
Aur: You know what? No one likes me here anymore. Since that new baby.. whats his name? Woods? Came into the family, no one likes me anymore. Goodbye forever guys.
Aur: No one's saying bye to me?
That's cos you're a loner.
See. No one paid attention to Aurora leaving. Sebastian was teaching his grandson how to speak.
Took a few days.. but it was worth it.
HELLS YEAH!
OH NO YOU DONT. NOT AGAIN. NOT SO SOON!
RUN AWAY SEBASTIAN!
Seb: Ou, is that a Shirley Temple?
Seb: Omg! It is! Omg omg omg. I thought they only sold those at Swiss Chalet!
Men these days. Willing to sacrifice their life for a drink.
POOR ALEGRA! This really made me tear up!
I see someones bump got bigger.
Lill: YOU WILL LIKE THIS BABY NO MATTER WHAT! OR I WILL TICKLE YOU TO DEATH
Shel: OKAY OKAY.
Sheldon's still being a good dad despite Lillian's threats.
FORREST, STOP THAT SHIT NOW.
K good. He's being distracted from getting dirty.
Oh.. he threw up. Maybe playing in the toilet was a better idea.
This was Sheldon's need for about a week. He's easy to please.
Another promotion!? So proud of you Sheldon!
And again.. don't mind Lillian's almost empty energy need. :| It's hard taking care of pregnant people okay?
*Swings*
Meet Ingrid Peake everybody!
*Applause*
Oh hey thar Seb, looking fione.
Seb: *ignores*
You too Lib? Whats the big occasion?
IT'S FORREST'S BIRTHDAY!
I missed the blow out. But at least we can see Lillian's sexy covered ass.
Notice the big gap between them.. big enough for TWO poeple. Cough cough LIB AND SEB.
Forrest: MOM LOOK I GREW UP!
Lillian: *stares blankly into space*
Now there's my boy!
Seb: YOU GAVE ME A BEAUTIFUL GRANDCHILD NOW I SHALL SCARE YOU!
Shel: OH SWEET HEAVENLY LORRRRD!
The Peake Family now!
Forrest's first day of school.
Creepy Bus Driver: Hey there boy! Getting on the bus or not?!
Forrest: Does this go to my school?
Creppy Bus Driver: OF COURSE IT DOES!
Run Forrest, run!
Forrest: OH COOL! *gets on*
Forrest: Hm, why is this bus so empty.
UH HELLO. I've been trying to warn you, smarty pants!
Oh hey, it's Ingrid's birthday already?!
Looks like Forrest came back from the creepy bus driver. But a little more flamboyant than before.
DUN DUN DUN.
Bad Parent Sign #56: Mother brings baby too close to candles, burning the child's feet.
Sheldon: HONEY, DON'T THROW HER TOO HIGH! You don't want her to have a head like Stewie from Family Guy!
Sheldon: Oh my god. What is that?
Lillian: Ingrid! Your.. coat is so beautiful!
Forrest: Just stare at moms sweater and Ingrid will be pretty. Just keep staring.
Is Ingrid that horrifically fugly?
What really happened to Forrest and the bus driver?
Will Lillian and Sheldon extend their family?
Stay tuned for more!