Fuckers
So, a while back, like more than a year ago, I registered at eharmony- why? Not because I want to get matched to some random chick I've never met. That would be the gayest thing ever. Think About It. "So, paul where did you meet your wife." "Oh, I went to this website..." Fuck that. However, they are advertised as having a very extensive personality profile, and I'm into that- ENTP an everything. In anycase, when I took it, it told me I because I was under 21 I couldn't be registered, and didn't give me the damn thing.
Gay.
In anycase, I realized today tha, being 21, I could now check it. So I read the profile and "compatiblity profile" which tells you the chicks you like. Profile was pretty accurate, i'd say 98% and the compatibility one about 90-5%. I was honestly kinda suprised how crazy it was, "Your ideal mate would understand that the homeless need charity, but probably wouldn't give to them if asked." Seriously. Almost as good, "Your ideal mate probably will understand family tension, as they have lived with it there whole life and are used it it." Um... Weird, I like girls from broken-homes? Not exactly what I'd consider to be true, but it is humourous.
However the best was, "Your ideal mate understands that sometimes its better to hurt the feelings of other if they are to hold the upper hand in an argument." I mean, holy shit, that's freaking awesome.
So, because I admit I was curious there were a lot of people like this, I checked my matches. What I got was a message that said for 1 out of every 5 people can't be matched because of too much possible variance, they'd rather not take the risk of it working, because if it doesn't it will be bad.
Wtf. How gay is that. If eharmony.com was a guy, I'd kick him in the nuts.
Once again, I wouldn't ever use this site, but it's a matter of principal.
I am, though, taking this as a sign that I am much to awesome to be matched to a soulmate by a computer.
Also, the phillies need to win.
Gay.
In anycase, I realized today tha, being 21, I could now check it. So I read the profile and "compatiblity profile" which tells you the chicks you like. Profile was pretty accurate, i'd say 98% and the compatibility one about 90-5%. I was honestly kinda suprised how crazy it was, "Your ideal mate would understand that the homeless need charity, but probably wouldn't give to them if asked." Seriously. Almost as good, "Your ideal mate probably will understand family tension, as they have lived with it there whole life and are used it it." Um... Weird, I like girls from broken-homes? Not exactly what I'd consider to be true, but it is humourous.
However the best was, "Your ideal mate understands that sometimes its better to hurt the feelings of other if they are to hold the upper hand in an argument." I mean, holy shit, that's freaking awesome.
So, because I admit I was curious there were a lot of people like this, I checked my matches. What I got was a message that said for 1 out of every 5 people can't be matched because of too much possible variance, they'd rather not take the risk of it working, because if it doesn't it will be bad.
Wtf. How gay is that. If eharmony.com was a guy, I'd kick him in the nuts.
Once again, I wouldn't ever use this site, but it's a matter of principal.
I am, though, taking this as a sign that I am much to awesome to be matched to a soulmate by a computer.
Also, the phillies need to win.