Our tubes are tied
Enormous amounts of material clogging the tubes = no one receiving any internets = fact-checking with Entertainment Weekly. motherfuck.
Seriously, the hyperdrive could not pick a worse day to shit the bed. HOW'S A NEWSPAPER SUPPOSED TO RUN WITHOUT ANY GODDAMN NEWSPAPER TUBES???
Just to give a sense of how monstrously integral Google is to [the way I do] my job:
Perhaps our internet is gone because it mega-uploaded itself onto some highway overpasses. (INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY AM I RITE?) blogs blogs blogs.
Seriously, the hyperdrive could not pick a worse day to shit the bed. HOW'S A NEWSPAPER SUPPOSED TO RUN WITHOUT ANY GODDAMN NEWSPAPER TUBES???
Just to give a sense of how monstrously integral Google is to [the way I do] my job:
Perhaps our internet is gone because it mega-uploaded itself onto some highway overpasses. (INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY AM I RITE?) blogs blogs blogs.