"It's beginning to look a lot like Fish-Men ... "
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.
In January, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). Last week, I recruited liquidexplosion as a new cultist (30 points). In April, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon obra (65 points). In December, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In November, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In September, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-755 points) and deserve to be flayed alive.
Your humble and obedient servant,
cavedwellers
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EDIT: Actually, if you haven't seen it yet, you crazy kids might get a kick out of A Very Scary Solstice (scroll down for some free download action).