o3 [how am i not myself]

[cavallorampante]

I! I. I'm.... not scared. This is another one of your -- hare-brained ideas, isn't it, Reborn? I don't -- care what you do. You've thrown me to wolves already, this hardly... phases me. ....

And -- I don't care what you say. I'm not the next Cavallone boss.

[ooc: Had to be done. It's like -- adolescence and mafia in some intoxicatingly

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[prince_ripper]

You've shrunk, Bucking Horse.

[cavallorampante]

Er.... where are your ey --

I'm a wha -- ....Are you one of those motivational speakers?

[prince_ripper]

Something like that.

Say, Bucking Horse, do you like games?

[cavallorampante]

...I'm not a horse -- .......I haven't been allowed to play any games lately, but. ...Yes!

[prince_ripper]

Very good. You should start hiding now.

[cavallorampante]

...Are you going to try to blow me up, too?!

[prince_ripper]

Nope. I'm going to kill you.

[insert long, cinematic stumbling backward]

[cavallorampante]

...................I'm. I'm not part of the mafia. I have no affiliation with the mafia. I'm trying to get away from the mafia, so really -- really, you don't want to kill me. I'm just a fly on the wall. I'm just minding my own business! I don't kill bugs! I'm not ever going to kill anyone! See, I'm harmless! I -- don't have a weapon, and I'm -- lost, and -- don't.

[prince_ripper]

See, but that's awfully hard to believe. And they can't blame me at all if I kill you, Bucking Horse.

I think getting rid of an impostor from one of the allied families would be a pretty good thing to do, don't you?

[cavallorampante]

I'm not a horse--!

I'm not an impostor! I have nothing to do with them! And -- I don't want anything to do with you! Let's just leave each other alone, okay?

[prince_ripper]

That wouldn't be any fun, though.

[cavallorampante]

You'll -- you'll have to go through the boy with the teeth first, I'm afraid -- he wants to kill me, too. So -- so!

[prince_ripper]

So?

[cavallorampante]

...Never mind. He just decided I wasn't even worth killing.

[prince_ripper]

Then, what should you be doing?

[cavallorampante]

Hi... hiding -- But this is unfair! You have the upper hand because I don't even know where I am!