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You're currently listening to?
You Got A Killer Scene There, Man - Queens Of The Stone Age
How are you currently feeling?
Bored out of my skull.
Do you regret anything you've done recently?
Not really, surprisingly.
Do you think you can last in a relationship for six months?
I was fucking engaged, so I would say yes.
Who did you last say love you to?
Dad.
Are there any stressful situations in your life?
My life basically is a stressful situation. You want something specific, though? Dante going demon.
When was the last time you talked on aim?
About a week ago.
Is your life simple or complicated?
Complicated. Extremely complicated.
Someone knocks on your window at 2 AM, who would it be?
My room's in the attic, so... probably Alex. Though why he would I have no idea.
Does the person you last kissed still like you?
Yeah.
Do you remember the FIRST time you kissed the LAST person you kissed?
It was pretty fucking memorable, so yes.
Is there someone you wish you were still close with?
Not really.
What is your favorite memory?
I don't have a favorite.
Do you miss your past?
Which part of it? First part yes, second part hell no, third part... sometimes.
Have you ever sent a text to the wrong person?
I have a cell phone which I forget exists half the time. I don't text.
Are you stubborn?
There's probably fortresses which fold more easily then I do.
Who did you last hug?
Dad.
Have you ever dated the same person twice?
What is this trying to ask? If I've had more then one date with the same person or two different bouts of dating with the same person? Not that it matters, because I've never dated.
What would you do if you found out the person you liked had a girlfriend?
Since this person is entirely hypothetical, I wouldn't care.
Have you held hands with anyone in the past 76 hours?
I don't hold hands.
Does anything hurt on your body right now?
Nope.
Do you want a relationship with someone?
Very occasionally. When I've hit my head very hard.
Have you ever liked someone who didn't like you back?
Past, like, primary school? No.
What was the best thing that happened today?
Dinner. Which was hamburgers.
Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
Uh... yes, actually.
Do you have a friend you can tell stuff to and you're sure they won't tell?
I wouldn't call them a friend.
Ever fallen backwards on a chair?
... yes, shut up.
Would you ever kiss someone who has done drugs before?
I've kissed people who have done a hell of a lot worse then that.
What does your last text say and who is it from?
Did we miss the part where I don't text?
I bet you miss somebody right now...
And you would be wrong.
Are you wearing a ring? If you are, who gave it to you?
Three. The order, Kyrie, and my twins, respectively.
Did you ever have a girl best friend?
Nope.
What were you doing at 8 this morning?
Sleeping, amazingly.
Do you have a box where you keep all your really important things?
No.
Are you tan?
You know how in Victorian times, women used compounds that had hard metals in them to try to get their skin white? They'd envy me.
Did you dress up on Halloween?
Um, no.
Think of the person who has hurt you most in the past year, who is it?
Who the hell knows.
How many times have you dyed your hair?
Never.
Have you ever felt replaced?
Apparently I'm too special to be replaced.
What are you wearing tomorrow?
Do you really think I pick out my outfits in advance?
Are you hiding something from someone?
Always.
Do you own a studded belt from Hot Topic?
I've never even been in one.
Has anyone ever hung up on you?
Nope.
Will tomorrow be better than today?
I have no idea. Today was decent.
Can you count past 100?
I can do that in three languages.
Any upcoming vacations?
Not that I know of, which means precisely nothing with Dante.
Do you care what people think of you?
Sometimes.
Have you ever touched an elephant before?
Nope.
Where is the person you currently have feelings for?
They don't exist, so under your bed.
Your ex calls you to hang out what do you say?
I have the feeling these questions were written with more regular people in mind. I don't have an ex.
What was your worst mistake in your life?
You mean besides the massive body count?
Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
I don't remember.
How was today?
Pretty boring. Nothing big happened.
Anywhere you'd rather be right now?
Doing something better then filling out these stupid questions.
Are you waiting for anyone to call you?
Nope.
Could you go a day without eating?
Been there, done that.
Have you ever kissed anyone whose name starts with a J?
I can count the people I've kissed on one hand, so the odds are against you. No.
Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with a D?
Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
Does anyone hate you?
They could probably populate a city.
Have you ever seen your best friend cry?
No.
Is anything upsetting you right now?
Besides the fact that a ghost is looking over my shoulder? No.
Who was the last person you cried in front of and when?
Vergil, oh god why.
Who do you not get along with?
Most of the people wasting oxygen.
Does anyone know your password besides you?
To my account? No. Well, Vergil probably does because he's a nosy creep like that.
Did you have a good day yesterday?
Okay, I guess.
Last person you saw shirtless?
Nero, who just stuck his head in demanding the shirt that I don't have back.
Would you ever date anyone your parents disapproved of?
Probably. Never been good at caring what people thought.
Are you online?
Yes.
Have you kissed anyone on the lips within the past 24 hours?
Yeah, sure, I randomly go around kissing people on the lips.
What're your initials?
NAR.
How old are you next year?
19. Again. Technically 33.
Are you happy at the moment?
Just bored.
If you were at reasonable age, would you prefer a baby boy or girl?
A girl, I guess.
Has the last person you texted ever kissed you before? If so, who is it?
Wow, assuming much?
If you had a daughter, what would you name her?
Kyrie.
Does the thought of having children scare you?
Yes.
Have you been a happy, angry, or sad person lately?
Let's go with sarcastic.
What did you say last?
"I don't have it, check the dryer."
Do you drink beer?
Very occasionally.
Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
I was an orphan.
Who introduced you to your boyfriend or girlfriend?
Whoever wrote this quiz? You are what is wrong with the world.
Who is the last person you had a phone conversation with?
Giorgio.
Do you believe teenagers can be in love?
I sure was.
What do you think of when you hear the word "meow"?
Uh, cats. It worries me that people would think of other things.
What are you going to do after this?
Maybe go for a run.
Do you have any tan lines?
Seeing as I don't tan...
Has anyone ever sang to you?
Kyrie used to.
Has anyone ever given you roses?
Roses? No.
If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
Considering I would probably survive a nuclear bomb...
What movie do you want to see?
Can't think of any.
You Got A Killer Scene There, Man - Queens Of The Stone Age
How are you currently feeling?
Bored out of my skull.
Do you regret anything you've done recently?
Not really, surprisingly.
Do you think you can last in a relationship for six months?
I was fucking engaged, so I would say yes.
Who did you last say love you to?
Dad.
Are there any stressful situations in your life?
My life basically is a stressful situation. You want something specific, though? Dante going demon.
When was the last time you talked on aim?
About a week ago.
Is your life simple or complicated?
Complicated. Extremely complicated.
Someone knocks on your window at 2 AM, who would it be?
My room's in the attic, so... probably Alex. Though why he would I have no idea.
Does the person you last kissed still like you?
Yeah.
Do you remember the FIRST time you kissed the LAST person you kissed?
It was pretty fucking memorable, so yes.
Is there someone you wish you were still close with?
Not really.
What is your favorite memory?
I don't have a favorite.
Do you miss your past?
Which part of it? First part yes, second part hell no, third part... sometimes.
Have you ever sent a text to the wrong person?
I have a cell phone which I forget exists half the time. I don't text.
Are you stubborn?
There's probably fortresses which fold more easily then I do.
Who did you last hug?
Dad.
Have you ever dated the same person twice?
What is this trying to ask? If I've had more then one date with the same person or two different bouts of dating with the same person? Not that it matters, because I've never dated.
What would you do if you found out the person you liked had a girlfriend?
Since this person is entirely hypothetical, I wouldn't care.
Have you held hands with anyone in the past 76 hours?
I don't hold hands.
Does anything hurt on your body right now?
Nope.
Do you want a relationship with someone?
Very occasionally. When I've hit my head very hard.
Have you ever liked someone who didn't like you back?
Past, like, primary school? No.
What was the best thing that happened today?
Dinner. Which was hamburgers.
Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
Uh... yes, actually.
Do you have a friend you can tell stuff to and you're sure they won't tell?
I wouldn't call them a friend.
Ever fallen backwards on a chair?
... yes, shut up.
Would you ever kiss someone who has done drugs before?
I've kissed people who have done a hell of a lot worse then that.
What does your last text say and who is it from?
Did we miss the part where I don't text?
I bet you miss somebody right now...
And you would be wrong.
Are you wearing a ring? If you are, who gave it to you?
Three. The order, Kyrie, and my twins, respectively.
Did you ever have a girl best friend?
Nope.
What were you doing at 8 this morning?
Sleeping, amazingly.
Do you have a box where you keep all your really important things?
No.
Are you tan?
You know how in Victorian times, women used compounds that had hard metals in them to try to get their skin white? They'd envy me.
Did you dress up on Halloween?
Um, no.
Think of the person who has hurt you most in the past year, who is it?
Who the hell knows.
How many times have you dyed your hair?
Never.
Have you ever felt replaced?
Apparently I'm too special to be replaced.
What are you wearing tomorrow?
Do you really think I pick out my outfits in advance?
Are you hiding something from someone?
Always.
Do you own a studded belt from Hot Topic?
I've never even been in one.
Has anyone ever hung up on you?
Nope.
Will tomorrow be better than today?
I have no idea. Today was decent.
Can you count past 100?
I can do that in three languages.
Any upcoming vacations?
Not that I know of, which means precisely nothing with Dante.
Do you care what people think of you?
Sometimes.
Have you ever touched an elephant before?
Nope.
Where is the person you currently have feelings for?
They don't exist, so under your bed.
Your ex calls you to hang out what do you say?
I have the feeling these questions were written with more regular people in mind. I don't have an ex.
What was your worst mistake in your life?
You mean besides the massive body count?
Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
I don't remember.
How was today?
Pretty boring. Nothing big happened.
Anywhere you'd rather be right now?
Doing something better then filling out these stupid questions.
Are you waiting for anyone to call you?
Nope.
Could you go a day without eating?
Been there, done that.
Have you ever kissed anyone whose name starts with a J?
I can count the people I've kissed on one hand, so the odds are against you. No.
Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with a D?
Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
Does anyone hate you?
They could probably populate a city.
Have you ever seen your best friend cry?
No.
Is anything upsetting you right now?
Besides the fact that a ghost is looking over my shoulder? No.
Who was the last person you cried in front of and when?
Vergil, oh god why.
Who do you not get along with?
Most of the people wasting oxygen.
Does anyone know your password besides you?
To my account? No. Well, Vergil probably does because he's a nosy creep like that.
Did you have a good day yesterday?
Okay, I guess.
Last person you saw shirtless?
Nero, who just stuck his head in demanding the shirt that I don't have back.
Would you ever date anyone your parents disapproved of?
Probably. Never been good at caring what people thought.
Are you online?
Yes.
Have you kissed anyone on the lips within the past 24 hours?
Yeah, sure, I randomly go around kissing people on the lips.
What're your initials?
NAR.
How old are you next year?
19. Again. Technically 33.
Are you happy at the moment?
Just bored.
If you were at reasonable age, would you prefer a baby boy or girl?
A girl, I guess.
Has the last person you texted ever kissed you before? If so, who is it?
Wow, assuming much?
If you had a daughter, what would you name her?
Kyrie.
Does the thought of having children scare you?
Yes.
Have you been a happy, angry, or sad person lately?
Let's go with sarcastic.
What did you say last?
"I don't have it, check the dryer."
Do you drink beer?
Very occasionally.
Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
I was an orphan.
Who introduced you to your boyfriend or girlfriend?
Whoever wrote this quiz? You are what is wrong with the world.
Who is the last person you had a phone conversation with?
Giorgio.
Do you believe teenagers can be in love?
I sure was.
What do you think of when you hear the word "meow"?
Uh, cats. It worries me that people would think of other things.
What are you going to do after this?
Maybe go for a run.
Do you have any tan lines?
Seeing as I don't tan...
Has anyone ever sang to you?
Kyrie used to.
Has anyone ever given you roses?
Roses? No.
If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
Considering I would probably survive a nuclear bomb...
What movie do you want to see?
Can't think of any.