A Day in the Life of Derek
This is my attempt to mimic a Derek-like sarcasm in meme form. Being Derek is harder that I thought:
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Pretty much the majority of people. Abe Lincoln, Washington, Jesus, Che, Mohammad, Octavius. They were all named before me.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
The last time I cry will probably be sometime in the distant unforeseeable future, if thins go my way.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Not as much as I like my hands drawing or cooking.
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
I think I'd like to have a goat over for lunch. He/she would probably eat all my waste products, reducing my carbon footprint.
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
I've had some in the past I always forget to get their numbers and never hook up with them again (the kids).
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Well I'm pretty good friends with myselef now, so if I were someone else I'd still be me, and I'd still love me.
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
I did one time, in college but not since then. Not saying I wouldn't try it again if the situation came up.
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Where else would I keep my exogenous material? Certainly not on my windowsils.
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
I would I could only in a box with a fox.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
I don't really have a favorite. I really like maize, oats, wheat, rye, rice and of course barley. Buckwheat also ain't bad.
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
I like to keep my shoes united and usually I slip them off then unite them.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Again, I try not to pick favorites, that what caused them "to all scream" for ice cream.
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Usually their location or proximity to me. Then their velocity/acceleration.
15. RED OR PINK?
Depends on what the object in question. I prefer my wines red and my blushing cheeks pink, as nature intended.
16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
My unrelenting humility and modesty.
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
Baseballs.
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?
That would be quite a demand, but it would be interesting to find out if Kim-Jong-il likes his handwriting.
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
No colors. I'm in Black and White this morning.
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
I keep trying to say exacTly what I am listening to right then but every time I read it, it keeps changing.
22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
African American.
23. FAVORITE SMELL?
http://www.thesmell.org/
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
I try to stay off my phone for fear of me crushing it under my feet.
25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
Facebook is an alright guy.
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH
Walking where it's okay to pee (hiking) but I like to watch from places I can pee, while walking.
27. HAIR COLOR?
Yes.
28. EYE COLOR?
See 27
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
I tend to keep them in my pocket. Either in my phone or in my datebook.
30. FAVORITE FOOD?
I don't want to limit myself to one food here so I'll go with a whole group:
delicious.
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
I don't find it necessary to distinguish. Scary movies with happy endings are just as great as calm movies with sad endings. Okay I'll be honest, calm movies with sad endings sound pretty bad.
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
I was watching Forgetting Sarah Marshal. It was on the TV for a few days until Ian picked it up and moved it to his room. I think there may have been something playing on the TV at the time.
33. What color shirt are you wearing right now?
Black and white, no colors today.
34. SUMMER OR WINTER?
I know I've summed things up before, don't know that I've ever winted. I suppose that makes me a summer.
35. HUGS OR KISSES?
I find these dichotomies exclusive, however, both Hershey's products are not vegan so I no longer ingest either.
37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
Apparently.
38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
Obviously if I am answering this question then I'm not.
39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
Notebook, by Toshiba.
40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
my finger
41. What did you watch on TV last night?
we have couches now so it's no longer necessary to sit on non-conventionally sat on pieces of furniture such as TV.
42. FAVORITE SOUND(S).
http://www.thesoundla.com/
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
I find rolling Beatles unnecessary and cruel. I mean, there's only two left.
44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
Geographically: Missouri
Structurally: Outside
Philosophically: High school
While running bases: Second
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
Two: humility and modesty. Didn't we cover this?
46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&q=born%20netherlands&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wl
47 WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?
I always hear you only gt back what you input. So I suppose that means my own.
48. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
Myspace lurking. This is actually not a joke.
PS I have a girlfriend now. If you don't already know her, you should meet her:
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Pretty much the majority of people. Abe Lincoln, Washington, Jesus, Che, Mohammad, Octavius. They were all named before me.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
The last time I cry will probably be sometime in the distant unforeseeable future, if thins go my way.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Not as much as I like my hands drawing or cooking.
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
I think I'd like to have a goat over for lunch. He/she would probably eat all my waste products, reducing my carbon footprint.
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
I've had some in the past I always forget to get their numbers and never hook up with them again (the kids).
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Well I'm pretty good friends with myselef now, so if I were someone else I'd still be me, and I'd still love me.
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
I did one time, in college but not since then. Not saying I wouldn't try it again if the situation came up.
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Where else would I keep my exogenous material? Certainly not on my windowsils.
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
I would I could only in a box with a fox.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
I don't really have a favorite. I really like maize, oats, wheat, rye, rice and of course barley. Buckwheat also ain't bad.
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
I like to keep my shoes united and usually I slip them off then unite them.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Again, I try not to pick favorites, that what caused them "to all scream" for ice cream.
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Usually their location or proximity to me. Then their velocity/acceleration.
15. RED OR PINK?
Depends on what the object in question. I prefer my wines red and my blushing cheeks pink, as nature intended.
16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
My unrelenting humility and modesty.
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
Baseballs.
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?
That would be quite a demand, but it would be interesting to find out if Kim-Jong-il likes his handwriting.
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
No colors. I'm in Black and White this morning.
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
I keep trying to say exacTly what I am listening to right then but every time I read it, it keeps changing.
22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
African American.
23. FAVORITE SMELL?
http://www.thesmell.org/
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
I try to stay off my phone for fear of me crushing it under my feet.
25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
Facebook is an alright guy.
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH
Walking where it's okay to pee (hiking) but I like to watch from places I can pee, while walking.
27. HAIR COLOR?
Yes.
28. EYE COLOR?
See 27
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
I tend to keep them in my pocket. Either in my phone or in my datebook.
30. FAVORITE FOOD?
I don't want to limit myself to one food here so I'll go with a whole group:
delicious.
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
I don't find it necessary to distinguish. Scary movies with happy endings are just as great as calm movies with sad endings. Okay I'll be honest, calm movies with sad endings sound pretty bad.
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
I was watching Forgetting Sarah Marshal. It was on the TV for a few days until Ian picked it up and moved it to his room. I think there may have been something playing on the TV at the time.
33. What color shirt are you wearing right now?
Black and white, no colors today.
34. SUMMER OR WINTER?
I know I've summed things up before, don't know that I've ever winted. I suppose that makes me a summer.
35. HUGS OR KISSES?
I find these dichotomies exclusive, however, both Hershey's products are not vegan so I no longer ingest either.
37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
Apparently.
38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
Obviously if I am answering this question then I'm not.
39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
Notebook, by Toshiba.
40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
my finger
41. What did you watch on TV last night?
we have couches now so it's no longer necessary to sit on non-conventionally sat on pieces of furniture such as TV.
42. FAVORITE SOUND(S).
http://www.thesoundla.com/
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
I find rolling Beatles unnecessary and cruel. I mean, there's only two left.
44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
Geographically: Missouri
Structurally: Outside
Philosophically: High school
While running bases: Second
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
Two: humility and modesty. Didn't we cover this?
46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&q=born%20netherlands&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wl
47 WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?
I always hear you only gt back what you input. So I suppose that means my own.
48. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
Myspace lurking. This is actually not a joke.
PS I have a girlfriend now. If you don't already know her, you should meet her: