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[filtered to the Admiral]

Dear Santa,

For Christmas I want a puppy named Izzy. It's not for me, so don't worry.

And I want all of my ability back, but if you can't manage all of it, I'd like 1500 volts and 10 amps.

- Elle

[/filter]

Santa isn't real. Why am I writing to him?

[private to Peter]

Is it really your birthday?

[/private]