Unfaithful. [Standalone.]

[causticmayhemx]

Title: Unfaithful. [Standalone.]
Author: causticmayhemx
Pairing: Ryan Ross/William Beckett, Ryan Ross/Brendon Urie.
Rating: NC17.
Word Count: ~6100.
Summary: No, William was too good for Ryan. Ryan knew that, but it didn't stop him from sleeping with Brendon.
Disclaimer: None of this is true. False. Fake. Faux.
A/N: So obviously inspired by (and therefore very

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My beffy writes better thans yours does! >:O

I mean.

...No, I meant that.
Haha.

I love you, hun!
Your stories always make me squee like mad, haha

PS: Frank says he'd make love to this story if he could<3

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Well, he could. But how would he fit a laptop up his ass? (Let's face it, Gee's not that big.)

But awh, you're too kind. I'll send you money now. You endorsed me, now I pay you.

Thankjew. You're too nice. I love you. =D

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So now we're calling prostitution 'endorsement', huh?
It's really not a secret. We make out enough in public.
But, okay. Have it your way.

-ahem- I have a very great time being your 'endorser' [is that a word?], Trisha. And I'm looking forward to the next time we can do business! -Frank smile-

ahahahaha. It's true. Gee's not that big...but I'm sure Frank would find a way. He's pretty fucking [haha] talented for being so short, y'know?

You're welcome.
And I love you more, woman.
Gosh.

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...Yes, because it's more politically correct. GODDAMMIT CAIT. I feel like I don't even know you anymore. >:O

Yeah, Frank would do like 093840928+ guys at a time. Or something. I don't know. I fail at responses right about now.

And you do not. I'm taller. I have more love in my body. Like 10 more inches of love, you short Chicago-an, you. >:O

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IT'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO TELL ME THESE THINGS, WOMAN!
Jesus.

But, since I'm short, my love is more concentrated. So I clearly love you more, you Ohio-born giant!

...Except you aren't a giant. Please don't eat me. -hides-

...Frank probably would do that many guys at a time.
That's the sad part.
But it's okay.
He's perfect, so we forgive him.

I'll stop spamming this thing now...Or whatever I'm doing.

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I AM NOT A GIANT! 5'10 DOES NOT EQUAL GIANT, YOU MIDGET. >:O
*cries*

PS: Dave Grohl is perfect, too, y/n?
And MShadows. And Dr Spencer Reid.

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Y, y, and y.
Bob Bryar, Ray Toro? Y or y?

Haha.

IT DOES IN MIDGET LAND.

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DO NOT BLAME ME FOR YOU BEING SHORT.

...And Christian? Plz?
He's so ~fierce.

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AND EDWARD CULLEN GOSH.