Today I used my last bits of toilet paper and found myself craving more, so off to the (muslim, I assume) corner store I went. As usual, however, I had no money (the paper/coin stuff), so this meant I needed to boost the bill to the required $10 minimum in order to pay with my bank card. "NO PROBLEM!" I said to my self-self, and proceeded to buy not only toilet paper but Doritos and Salsa (Medium). "We'll have a nacho chips and pee-ing free-for-all!", I said to my-self self.
On my way home I saw a rather terrified (and I assume frightfully chilly) mouse scurrying across the snow-turned-ice that used to be lawn between garbage can and sidewalk at the Crossaint Tree on the corner. I opened my bag of Doritos and tossed about 50 on the ground and in the surrounding bushes.
Best xmas dinner = doritos shared with street mouse.
On my way home I saw a rather terrified (and I assume frightfully chilly) mouse scurrying across the snow-turned-ice that used to be lawn between garbage can and sidewalk at the Crossaint Tree on the corner. I opened my bag of Doritos and tossed about 50 on the ground and in the surrounding bushes.
Best xmas dinner = doritos shared with street mouse.